"No, wait," he took a deep breath to calm down, running a hand over his hair. "You're making me forget it, how did it go with Lisa?"

And how easy he ruined it, shit.

"I'd love to be your friend, Jungkook"

"I'd love to be your friend too," he had said like a dumb dog.

Liar.

Dumbass.

LIAR DUMBASS.

"Like shit," Jungkook sighed and puffed his cheek, ruffling the hair of the back of his head.

Jimin stopped laughing and noticed the obvious frustrated expression on his friend's face, the one he did when things didn't work out. "Oh shit, what did you do?"

Jungkook didn't respond as a small pout began to form on his thin lips, the one he always did when he was really sad. And just Through the Night began with the sad guitar melody.

"Nothing," the worst part is that he really hadn't done anything, he was just there sitting!

"Did you ignore her?"

As if that were possible. Jungkook leaned his cheek against his fist, sighing once more. He really wanted to act like a little boy and kick, and he really did it unconsciously under the table.

"Stop acting like a child and explain yourself," Jimin demanded tired of his attitudes.

Jungkook didn't want to talk about it.

"Everything went to hell and Jimin," he replied in exasperation.

"But how?"

Jungkook rolled his eyes, glaring at him after his annoying pressure but Jimin was still there waiting... This was humiliating. "Wearfrnds," he murmured.

"Uh?"

"Werfnds"

"Open your mouth to talk!"

"I'm in the friendzone!" Jungkook barked at him.

"What?! Again?!"

That was a low blow and the comparison of both situations was ridiculous, I mean, he really was being friends with the girl he liked once more, further confirming his zero chances with her, but it was just different.

Jimin huffed totally indignantly, as if he was the one who had just been rejected, and as the queen of the drama that he was he went to his bed and collapsed there with a sigh, Jungkook turned in his chair to look at him. "I don't know what to do with you, Jungkook," he said like a mother.

"I'm in the friendzone not being 11 and failing math"

(an: ha...ha... HSHAHAHAHAKZKS)

"Still!" Jimin glared at him. "How can you be MY FRIEND when you are such an idiot?"

"It's balance," Jungkook thought it though. "You're the fuckboy, I'm the funny kinda clumsy and social anxious best friend and Taehyung is the main role, of course"

"Why is Taehyung the main role?"

"He's handsome and rich, we are not"

"Oh, don't drag me to your image issues, I'm handsome"

"You're too short for that"

Jimin glared at him and Jungkook kept his wicked smile.

"You're the one here with plant hairstyle and in the friendzone, just a reminder"

Jungkook shrugged with a resigned smile. What was the point of looking good if he was in the friendzone anyway? He was comfortable that way and he was always putting comfort first.

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