"Let's wait for your bus, okay?" he offered.
"Baby, with you I would wait the return of my grandma from death," she winked again and blew another kiss.
Dammit, why was that drunk girl making him so flustered with her weird ass pick up lines?
***
Taking her home once they took the correct bus was like being a hamster in a labyrinth.
She was confusing streets all the time and making him take her to all the wrong places, and yes, he was piggybacking her because the girl couldn't walk anymore. At least he gave her his padded jacket in the bus when she began to tremble because her dress was very short and he wouldn't be comfortable carrying her if she was going to show her ass to the world. He wasn't against it, you know, but it would be better if she showed her ass without alcohol in her body.
He was fucking tired after twenty minutes of walking and she was already asleep on his back (after babbling nonsense for a long long loong time, not that he complained because she was really funny), so that leaded him to take her phone, which ended up being so difficult, his arms weren't long enough to sneak into her jacket and he almost fell but he could after some minutes.
Jungkook felt like a whole stalker because checking someone's phone without their permission was completely wrong, bUT HE NEEDED ANSWERS!
He could unlock it with her fingerprint, he said sorry to her sleeping form and held back a laugh at seeing her homescreen, it was literally a Santa Claus.
Her address! Right!
She had it there, gladly, so he walked to there. It wasn't far away, just a few blocks.
She lived in a big building, very modern and expensive. Jungkook opened the door with the keys (with a cute flower keychan) she had in her jacket and greeted the guard naturally as if he wasn't a stranger with a drunk girl on his back.
He tried to keep going naturally, with fast as fuck steps but, "Hey, hey, young man,"
Jungkook stopped, pressing his eyes shut. Dammit.
He turned around and showed the most innocent smile ever. "Yes?"
The old man, probably around his forty, looking at him up and down and arched a brow. "You don't live here"
No shit, Sherlock.
"No, Sir," Jungkook agreed. "But my friend here does, she is kinda... sleepy"
The man stared at him seriously. Tense. Jungkook gulped nervously, shit, this was definitely a bad moment to be judged for looking like a punk.
"You have ten minutes to leave her in her home, in you don't come back, I'll go up to get you and kick your ass. I have side keys. Have I been clear?"
Wow, rude.
Jungkook nodded quickly.
In the elevator, he spaced out, looking blankly at the amount of buttons there.
"Hmmm," he poked her arm, around his neck, softly. "Hey, excuse me," he then poked her cheek.
"Hmmm? No, mum, I don't want American breakfast today," she mumbled.
"Hey, wake uuup, I'm not your mom"
That managed to wake her up, she didn't open her eyes but frowned. "Then, who are you?" and then she opened one eye and leaned away to get a better lock, she almost made him fall.
"Hey, hey, be careful"
"Oh, hottie, hi~"
Jungkook smiled. "Which one is your floor, doll?" the petname slipped from his tongue naturally, so naturally he didn't even notice it.
"Five"
He pressed the said button.
"Of it is the sixth?"
Shit, not again.
He managed to get the correct floor from her and then the number of her home, gladly she didn't confuse her door number as much as the floor and the street. He hoped she never get lost because she would be COMPLETELY lost.
Her apartment was pretty big but warm. The decoration resemble one of the typical aesthetics from beauty vloggers, the walls were white, the floor was of wooden and the couch was grey, with grey, white and baby pink cushions, one of them was fluffy, and a small, white coffee table there with some papers and books. There were big a lot of white and black pictures on the wall behind the sofa, of different things, and that caught his attention for a seconds till she mumbled a part of Last Christmas again and he had to hush her. In general, it was pretty aesthetic and girly.
And apparently the girl on his back was a little bit messy, she had clothes left in the most random places.
Jungkook brought her to the only room open and it ended up being her room, or he hoped so. He wouldn't dare to open the other door, maybe another person was there and he would end up with his ass kicked out.
He helped her to get in the queen size bed with grey sheets and Disney plushies all around. The room was so different from the rest of the house that he thought that if it was hers, it matched her well, she looked like the type of girl that enjoys Disney movies.
She showed him an sleepy smile, with her eyes half closed, once he settled her in the right side of the bed, he got sure she was in a position she could throw up if she needed to without having to do a great effort.
"Guys like you deserve all the love in the world, Hottie," she mumbled happily and then she fell completely asleep, with a small smile on her pretty lips.
Jungkook left her building smiling like a fool, his tears and sadness long forgotten.
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I have this already written since long ago and well why would I keep it for myself more time lol. actually I was keeping it to edit it and make it more funny but it was being so forced and ugly so decided to keep it like this. if you laugh, amazing, if you don't, it's okay, I understand bc I'm not funny lmfao.
if you like it comment and vote💕 so this is the beginning, hope you like it bc well I like it but I'm not so sure about it. let me know what you think, y'all already know how much I love to read you💛
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FanfictionMAIN CHARACTERS IN THIS STORY ARE ADULTS. "Why can't I act normal when I'm with you?" IN WHICH he is too shy to confess and she is too silly to notice his real feelings, that just leads to many misunderstandings and living the biggest frustration...
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