𝐟𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐲𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐥 𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐭𝐬

• Rouge x reader •

Honey, roses and applesauce

Part One: The Guild trouble

It is a bright morning in the city of Magnolia with the sun kissing the streets with its soft yet dazzling rays. It is one of the serene, calm and peaceful days.

Oh well, Not so much as peaceful.

"GIVE BACK MY FREAKING PANTS, YOU SHITFIRE!" screams the now nude fairy tail ice-make mage as he runs behind a pink haired dragon slayer, throwing a mouthful of curses at him.

"Get it back if yourself you want, you perverted rascal." Roaring with villainous laughter, Natsu sets Gray's pants into flames as Gray watches with his raven orbs popped out and his form shaking.

"Gray-sama, Juvia brought her love some extra pants if you may!" coos a certain blue haired water mage in the background as she runs behind the duo, swinging a pair of wet black boxers in the air.

The cherry-blossomed haired man tosses the flaming pants into the air towards a iron dragon slayer dressed in a white tuxedo and pointy sunglasses as he readies himself to enlighten the guild with the melodious voice of his.

"GRAY-SAM..."

BOINK!

There it is. The water mage, Juvia gets knocked down with Gray faced butterflies swarming around her head, as a heavy iron club comes swinging at her. There stands, Gajeel, the iron dragon slayer, with a burnt face as he screams, almost spitting at a confused Natsu.

"IT FREAKING HURT, YOU RANDOM FIRE LAW BREAKING KNUCKLEHEAD!"

"LOOKING FOR A FIGHT, YOU IRON EATING BASTARD?" Natsu screams back joining heads with his fellow dragon slayer.

Soon, the whole guild breaks into a beautifully enchanting turmoil with waves of magic shooting from corner to corner.

There was a blue cat flying here and there, dodging the attacks, a burly man screaming "THIS IS MANLY!" (that is, until he gets knocked down by an unusually big ice hammer), a blue haired celestial dragon slayer muttering a million apologies, a black cat swinging his 190cm humongous sword, a blond stellar spirit mage heaving continues sighs and a white haired stunning bartender giggling every now and then.

Suddenly, there is a huge crash heard as a yell sends chills down through everyone's spines.

There stands a scarlet haired mage in the doorway, in all her armoured glory and furious cerulean eyes staring at the scene laid in front of her.

Erza calmly walk towards the bar, setting herself next to Lucy. She eyes the two hugging fire and ice mages squealing, "We are best friends~~~" before turning her attention back to Lucy.

Suddenly a thought crosses the Lucy's mind as she looks around the now calmed guild, before asking, "I wonder, where (f/n) is?"

Erza taps her chin, questioningly as she speaks up, "Come to think of it, I haven't seen her either. I wonder if something is wrong." Natsu abruptly jumps on the top of the bar and exclaims, "Let's go check on her then! Maybe I could ask her for a fight later on."

Part Two: The Wailing Mage

It's a nightmare! A freaking scary nightmare!

There sat a (h/c) haired, manifestation mage in the middle of rubble she called "home", scrounging through heaps and piles of cloths tossed here and there. But to her horror, failure! She sits there covered in sweat and tears. Pure horror reflects in her (e/c) eyes as she mutters the word "nightmare", a multiple times. Dark clouds loom over her, threatening to crash down upon her any moment now.