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Keith POV
I was in my room, just sitting on my bed thinking. Lance was busy taking a shower...An hour long shower. He said he'll take 5 minutes! That liar.
Anyways, he wanted to take me out to get some smoothies, he's been craving it a lot lately..
"I swear he's not pregnant. Guys can't get pregnant, right?" I thought.
"Humans do the unthinkable," Pidge said. She was listening in on me.
"Wha- You stalker!" I threw a pillow at her.
"Ow, you hurt my beautiful face!" Pidge pouted, walking towards me.
"Why're you eve-" She cut me off, covering my mouth and leaning very close to me.
"Mm..Mmph! Hmph." I tried to talk, but it was pretty muffled because of her hand...in my face.
I'm so gonna get pimples after this.
"What?" She said, uncovering my mouth and looking at me.
"Stop trying to seduce me, I have a boyfriend," I smiled innocently.
"And I have higher standards." She smiled back.
"Rude!" I got another pillow and tried to throw it at her.
"Nu-Uh uh! Don't you dare." She said, grabbing the pillow.
I rolled my eyes and plopped down on the bed.
"What do you want from meeee?" I whined.
"Your love and affection." Lance said, standing outside of the doorway.
"Get out of here, Birdbrain!" Pidge gave him a death stare.
"Says the pigeon.." Lance said.
"KEITH, DO I HAVE PERMISSION TO VIOLENTLY HURT YOUR BOYFRIEND." Pidge looked at me.
She looks so scary when she's mad. A mad little shortie..ah I wish I had my phone with me to record this. But it's charging at the other side of the room.
"Uh..I'm gonna go get my phone," I got up.
"No, sit down." Pidge pushed me back on the bed, still staring at Lance.
"uhm...Lance, What did you do to cause this?" I said, looking at him.
"I told her she's Pidge." Lance said.
"And?"
"And then I told her to search up the insult meaning of the word.." Lance said.
I stared at him in confusion. What does he mean?? I got back up.
"Stay down, Nico di Angelo." Pidge said.
Who's Nico di Angelo!?
"I'm just getting my phone so I can err...search up the meaning of the word Pidge." I said.
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Klance
Fanfiction~Lance Is The Top~ ~Keith is the Bottom~ ( The good chapters are the most recent ) There will also be the following - •Angst •Sexual Interaction •Bad Language •Depression •Fluff •Klance :3 ( Keith and Lance from VLD) ( I will give warnings when...
