Mindless Short Stories

Mindless Daycare

Prince: can we eat first?

2 hours later .........

Prince: SO *grabs box* MUCH *picks it up* WORKKK *falls*

Ray: *comes over with 3 boxes* that's the most work you did tho..

Roc: *comes in with 16 boxes, a goat, and a birthday cake, drops it with the other boxes*

Prince: Damn Hercules, you ain't tired!?

Roc: NAW IM HYPE 😜😜 *jumps around and almost steps on Ray's new shoes*

Ray: AYEEEE * pushes Roc * you almost stepped on my new J's nigga

Roc: I'm sorry bruh, I thought they were old

Ray: WHAT!?

Prince: ooooooooooooooo , he said yo J's look fake Ray, you heard it? I heard it,

Ray: Awwwww , now I'm gonna flame yo Hot Link head ass, yo Peter Pan outfit wearing ass, *gets cut off*

Prince: 😕

Ray: what?

Prince: I just realized you suck.. Lemme do it *stands up and gets into "flaming stance" * Ay Ay , you talking bout my manz cuz? Aw ight, NOW IM FINNA FLAME YO WET SQUIRREL LOOKING ASS, YO BREAKDANCING MOOSE LOOKING ASS , Look like you shake yo ass for bus cards LOOKING ASS , breath smell like booty ,

Roc: but..

Prince: Now I'm gonna flame yo retarded duck looking ass nigga, look like you make love to insects looking ass, Rick James looking ass, "hi I'm the new spokesperson of 16 and pregnant" looking ass , yo bottle neck ass , yo eyebrows look like they got beef looking ass, Everlasting Gobstopper head ass , Ol bubble lip looking ass boy

Roc: .....

Prince: .....

Roc: Yall mean! *leaves*

Ray & Prince: *look at each other & shrugs*

2 Hours Later....

Ej: We're finished! 😀

Prince: it looks like a unicorn became friends with a Transformer and they made a baby and that baby shitted in here...

Ray: stop being negative Prince! It looks great in here , look theres customer *points at the door*

Ej: *goes to greet the customer* Hello Ma'am 😃

Mom #1: Hello Young Man, 😊 I want to put my 2 daughters in this daycare,

Ej: ok😊 what's their names?

Mom #1: Qua'Lifriaqui'Sha'Niqua & Unidastazovamerikaliqua

Prince: WHAT THE FUCK , DO YOU HATE THEM!?

Ej: Prince, quit it 😳

Prince: NAW! THAT SHIT BOGUS AS HELL! WHAT HAPPENED TO THE NAMES SARAH OR SALLY!? WHAT THE HELL!?

Ej: stop messing with the costumers!

Prince: MOVE JUST MOVE *pushes EJ * YOU OBVIOUSLY AINT DOING THIS SHIT RIGHT , *pulls out pen and paper out of his hair* ok, what's their names?

Mom #1: Qua'Lifriaqu- *gets cut off*

Prince: no, make new ones

Mom #1: but I like those names

Prince: and I also like my hand. If I write those names down, my hand is going to be pissed and if I go to sleep, it's going to run away....it's happened before...