*Voldy is crying in his bedroom*
Ron : Ohh come on Voldy..Don't need to be upset over a small thing.
Voldy : That is not a small thing. I thought I told everyone to keep away from that boy. Why is everyone trying to steal my boyfriend?
Harry : Dude just find yourself a new boyfriend..By the way you two were not together so he is not your boyfriend.
Voldy : Shut it scar face. Fine if I can't have him nobody can.. I will kill him so that Snape will be miserable too..Mwahahaha
Hermy : Why do you love to hurt people Voldy?
Voldy : Well that is my job..Now I am going to plan my next murder..Get out everyone.
*During the Third Task of The Triwizard Tournament*
Voldy : Finally the day that I had been waiting for.
Cedric : Who's there?
Voldy : Come to die pretty boy..If I cannot have you, nodody can.
Cedric : What??? Voldy you like me??
Voldy : The whole world knows that.
Cedric : I didn't.
Voldy : Well too bad..You are going to die now..Avada Kedavra. Now Snape will be miserable too Mwahahaha
Harry : CEDRIC!!!! Voldy why did you kill him??
Voldy : Because everyone was trying to steal him from me..Now your turn Potter.
*Harry grabs the portkey and gets back to Hogwarts*
Now everyone knows who Voldy's crush was and why Cedric was killed.
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Harry Potter Random Chats!!!
DiversosThis book is about the random conversations that Harry and his friends are having in Hogwarts. The chats are so random and hopefully funny. I am not responsible for any kind of mental disorder this book might bring to you as it might lower your IQ l...
