Ron : Hey Harry?
Harry : Yes best friend. What do you want?
Ron : Ermm don't get mad okay? I did something bad.
Harry : Lol don't worry Ron. I would not get mad at my best friend. It's not as if you have messed up my Justin Bieber poster right? Then I would be really mad of course.
Ron : Errr...haha *laughs nervously* Well..I didn't really mess it up..
Harry : RONALD WEASLEY!! WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY JUSTIN BIEBER POSTERS?
Ron : It wasn't my fault Harry. I was dreaming that I was a lion and I was chasing and scratching Scabbers. I thought your posters were Scabbers and scratched them.
Harry : I am officially unfriending you Ron. Please do not talk to me anymore and do not attempt to make any kind of communication with me.
Ron : But Harry...It wasn't my fault. It was because I was angry at Scabbers and I dreamed about him that night.
Harry : I don't care Ron. Whoever destroys my posters are my enemies.
Dumbly : What is going on here?
Harry : Ron ruined my JB posters.
Dumbly : :-0 You did what Ronald Weasley? How dare you do that? You disgust me.
Ron : Guys it's just a poster. Anyway Dumbly can't you fix it? I thought you were the greatest wizard ever?
Dumbly : *pretends not to hear Ron* I am giving you detention for the rest of the term Mr.Weasley.
Ron : WHATTT??? You can't do that Dumbly. Harry I'm really sorry okay? Tell Dumbly not to give me detention.
Harry : Huh? Do I know you?
Ron : -__-
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Harry Potter Random Chats!!!
RandomThis book is about the random conversations that Harry and his friends are having in Hogwarts. The chats are so random and hopefully funny. I am not responsible for any kind of mental disorder this book might bring to you as it might lower your IQ l...
