Harry : It's been so long since I logged on facebook. Let's see what's new here.
*Stalks Ginny's profile*
Harry : *Gasp* She is in a relationship with Dean?? Again?? I am going to kill him.
*Next stalks Ron's profile*
Harry : WHAT???!!!!? Ron and Hermione are in a relationship?? When did this happened? I am their friend and they didn't even tell me :-(
*Stalks Voldy's profile. Voldy's recent status "Voldemort is now friends with Tom Marvolo Riddle"*
Harry : What the??? Why is he friends with himself?? Is he nuts??
Voldy : Potter why are you stalking my profile??
Harry : Why are you friends with yourself?
Voldy : Nobody wished me on my birthday :-( I had to add myself so I could wish myself Happy Birthday..Everyone hates me :-
Harry : Too right we do.
*Voldy has logged out crying*
Harry : I am now going to kill Dean, Ron and Hermione. Mwahahaha.
Hermy : *sigh* I told you he'd find out Ronald.
Ron : Let's run away before he finds us Hermione. I don't want our love to die this way.
Hermy : *facepalm*
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Harry Potter Random Chats!!!
RastgeleThis book is about the random conversations that Harry and his friends are having in Hogwarts. The chats are so random and hopefully funny. I am not responsible for any kind of mental disorder this book might bring to you as it might lower your IQ l...