Ron : Harry, Hermy I'm bored. Let's go to Hogsmeade.
Harry : Yeah I want to visit the Honeydukes. Its been ages since we went there.
Hermy : Alright then. I too need to buy some new quils.
Ron : Why do you need new quils? You bought one last month.
Harry : Guys can we just please go??
Hermy : I need someone to take care of Croockshanks.
*Voldy appears*
Voldy : What are you kids up to today.
Harry : Voldy is here. Great, Voldy can take care of Crookshanks.
Voldy : What??? I am The Dark Lord..I am not going to babysit a cat.
Ron : We will give you a cholcolate frog if you take care of Crookshanks Voldy.
Voldy : But I am allergic to cats
Harry : Are you serius?? You don't even have a nose.
Voldy : Fine I'll take care of the stupid cat. You owe me a chocolate frog for this Weasley.
*Hermy hands Crookshanks to Voldy *
Voldy : Arghh does he bite?
Hermy : *facepalm* Just make sure you don't let him out of your sight.
*Harry, Hermy and Ron go to Hogsmeade*
Voldy : *looks at Crookshanks* So, are you hungry??
Crookshanks : .......
Voldy : .........
Crookshanks : ........
Voldy : Okaaay...do you want to watch a movie with me???
Crookshanks : *hisss*
Voldy : I'll take that as a yes..
*Voldy puts on Spongebob Squarepants and sits beside Crookshanks*
*After 2 hours*
Voldy :Hahaha that is so funny isn't it kitty? *realises that Crookshanks is not there* Kitty where did you go??? Come back here now or else Weasley won't give me the chocolate frogs.
*Crookshanks gets angry because of the noise and scratches Voldy's face*
Voldy : Arghhh get off you stupid cat..You are ruining my beautiful face.
Hermy : Crookshanks get off of Voldy's face.
Harry : Hahaha Voldy you look so much better now.
Voldy : Stupid cat. Where is my chocolate frog Weasley?
Ron : Uhh what chocolate frog?
Voldy : I am going to kill you Weasley..I didn't go through this for nothing.
Hermy : Voldy can you take care of Crookshanks tonight too? I need to study for my exam.
Voldy : Aghhh *runs away*
Hey everyone do you like this chat?? I am running out of ideas for the chats..If any of you have anything that you want me to add please message me or post a comment..and don't forget to vote :-D
STAI LEGGENDO
Harry Potter Random Chats!!!
CasualeThis book is about the random conversations that Harry and his friends are having in Hogwarts. The chats are so random and hopefully funny. I am not responsible for any kind of mental disorder this book might bring to you as it might lower your IQ l...
