Voldy : Is everyone here?
Lucius : Snape is not here yet My Lord.
Snape arrives
Voldy : Severus why are you late? Don't you know our meeting was supposed to start 10 minutes ago?
Snape : Forgive me My Lord. I fell asleep reading my potions book.
Voldy : We shall start the meeting now.
Bellatrix : What is it about My Lord?
Voldy : Its about killing Harry Potter obvioulsy Bella..Are you really that stupid? Now, I have come out with a genius plan to kill Potter.
Lucius : What is it My Lord?
Voldy : As using wands couldn't kill him I am going to use muggle weapons to kill him. I am going to kill Potter with a gun and no one can stop me..nyehahaha
Snape : It is a genius plan My Lord
*Everyone applausing to Voldy's evil new plan*
Harry : This is the stupidest thing ever and why the hell are you having your meeting on facebook?
Voldy : Potter what are you doing here? And we're having the meeting here because I need everyone to send me lives for candy crush.
Harry : If you're plotting to kill me you should have at least made the conversation private idiot.
Voldy : o_O
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Harry Potter Random Chats!!!
RandomThis book is about the random conversations that Harry and his friends are having in Hogwarts. The chats are so random and hopefully funny. I am not responsible for any kind of mental disorder this book might bring to you as it might lower your IQ l...
