*The golden trio, Voldy, Dumbly, Snape, Draco, Lucius and Umbridge are on a vacation at the beach.*
Hermy : It feels so good to be out of the castle. The breeze feels so refreshing.
Ron : Wow I never thought you will say that Hermy.
Harry : Yeah me too. I thought we will have a hard time trying to get you out of the library.
Hermy : I actually have been wanting to take a break. Thanks a lot for this vacation guys.
Ron : There is 1 problem though.
Harry : Yeah unfortunately Umbridge, Malfoy and all the other oldies heard our plan and wanted to follow us.
Ron : I never thought I will see Snape in his swimming trunks. That is actually a disgusting scene.
Hermy : Draco looks damn fine though.
Ron : WHAT???
Harry : Yeah he does.
Ron : ○_○ Are you okay Harry?
Harry : Uhmm yeah I mean he looks absolutely terrible.
Draco : You talking about me Potter?
Harry : Uh hi Draco.
Hermy : Draco?? When did you start to call him Draco? I thought you hated him.
*Harry is staring dreamily at Draco.*
Hermy : OMG Harry likes Malfoy??
Harry : Uhh what are you talking about Hermy? I hate him.
Draco : Yeah right. Nobody can resist me.
*Umbridge suddenly approaches in a pink bikini.*
Draco : Gahhh my eyes. Ahh!!! Everyone run away!! The sea monster is coming!!!
Hermy, Ron & Harry : *Run away screaming*
Umbridge : Who you calling a sea monster? Come back here you idiots. Uhh I hate children.
Harry : You're right. You're not a sea monster. You are even worse than a sea monster. Sea monsters are better looking than you.
Umbridge : Come back here Mr.Potter. I'm going to give you detention.
Ron : But you are ugly. We are not telling lies.
Umbridge : You too will be writing the lines then Mr.Weasley.
*Harry & Ron are writing line for Umbridge. Meanwhile the oldies are having a fight of their own.*
Voldy : Back off old man. Snape is mine.
Dumbly : No way Voldy. Snape has been my man since the begining.
Snape : Everyone please calm down. You all can have me.
Voldy : Uhh I am not going to share anything with this old man.
Dumbly : Well that's fine. More of Snape for me.
Voldy : Alright then Lucius is mine.
Lucius : Uh I'm married My Lord.
Voldy : I don't care Malfoy. You are mine. Now come and rub this sunblock on me.
Snape : Phew thank god I didn't have to do that.
Dumbly : Yeah Severus you should be lucky cuz you'll be rubbing sunblock on me. Now come here.
Lucius : Bwahahaha. Snape has to rub sunblock on wrinkly skin.
Snape : *sob* But my hands are too precious.
Dumbly : I don't care how precious your hands are. My skin is more precious. Come and rub it or you'll be fired.
Snape : *sob sob*
*Back to the trio, Draco & toad face.*
Hermy : OMG what are Snape and Lucius doing?
Ron : Hmm it looks like Snape is rubbing Dumbly and Lucius is rubbing Voldy but that can't be true. It's too disgusting to be true.
Harry : Eww they really are doing it. Uhh I know Dumbly is the most powerfull wizard and all but that is absolutely disgusting.
Draco : This is really the worst holiday ever.
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