Be More Chill One-Shots

Protective wife™

"Who the fuck invented pregnancy in the first place?!" The brunette shouted in agony

Her wife stared at her with unamused eyes, a dark blue bandana wrapped around her bald head. She cocked it to a side and giggled at Chloe burying her face in her hands and slumping into one of the many pregnancy books she had checked out from the library.

"God-? I don't know honey but aren't you excited!" Brooke exclaimed, coming up from behind and kissing atop of her wife's brown hair currently tied in a messy bun held together by a pen.

Chloe groaned and rolled her eyes "Excited is one way of putting it. Do understand how vital it is that's everything in these next nine months goes perfectly-so that our baby is born healthy? Even then we have to regulate what you eat and go shopping for new clothes when you start to show and I don't think-"

"There you go off like before! You should stop reading so many pregnancy books it stresses you out too much!" The shorter woman said, snatching up the book from under her wife

Chloe's left eye twitched slightly, Brooke laughed and booped her nose. The taller woman scrunched up her face slightly before smiling slightly, Brooke laughed

"You act like this is the first time I've been pregnant!"

"Yeah but last time our baby didn't make it"

"But this time our baby will!" Brooke cheered, beginning to make her exit from the kitchen table and onto their bedroom

"I'm going to get dressed for Christine's seventh birthday party!" She announced

It took Chloe a second to comprehend her words before bolting up and rushing behind her "Are you sure you wanna go parties can be dangerous remember nothing alcoholic and no smoking and-"

"Chlo Chlo puffs she's turning seven not eighteen. Plus the theme is alien-zombie apocalypse, I need at least two hours to try and coordinate outfits with you" Brooke said with a laugh kissing the taller woman's forehead.

"It'll be fun you'll see!"

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"It'll be fun she said" Chloe said, taking a swing of totally-not-spiked with vodka orange juice

"Taken it easy Chloe, nothing is gonna go wrong Chloe, Jesús Chloe it's just a piece of cake-that's not overprotective is it?"

Rich, Christine who was helping Jeremy hold a frozen stake to his eye stared deadpan at her. They were all in the hospital waiting room, Brooke having just gone into labour. Christine sighed and gave her a pained smile

"Well Chloe maybe punching Jeremy in the eye for not driving past the speed limit was a slight overreaction" Christine said sheepishly.

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Aaaaah sorry this took so long @RootnToonVladPutin ! Keep it Classy!~🌼Goldi🌼