Be More Chill One-Shots

The SQUIP SQUAD goes to Chili's

The SQUIP SQUAD was notorious for going to random fast food places unannounced and making people to freak out. Christine had been banned from the McDonald's by Michael's house due to almost breaking a window on a sugar rush of ice coffee. Jake had broken the record for most Hawaiian pizzas eaten at six in the morning at Pizza Hut. And Jeremy was responsible for breaking a TV in Applebees with a cheese stick.

Today's lucky victim: Chili's at nine o'clock at night.

"Turn it off!" Christine belted along with the radio, making Rich groaned and slumped back into his chair

"Make it stoooop-"

Christine was in charge of the radio of fucking course. The SQUIP SQUAD were all piled into Brooke's pink minivan, with Jake driving and Rich in the shotgun seat. The rest of the SQUAD joined into the back up singing

"Turn it off!" Chloe sang in back up

"Turn it off! Turn it off!" Brooke joined

"Turn it off! Like a light switch!" Jenna sang snapping her fingers "Just go click!"

"Click!"

"Click!"

"It's our nifty little Mormon trick!" Sang Christine

"We do it all the time!" Sang Jeremy

"When you feel those pesky feelings that just don't seem right-!" Sang Brooke

"Treat those pesky feelings like a reading light!" Christine sang

"TURN IT OFF" Rich shouted, slamming off the radio just as Jake pulled into a parking space

The rest of the passengers groaned and began to get out of the car, Jenna holding the door open to all of her friends. The staff of Chili's was now greeted by a group of eight, totally not drunk, sleep deprived seniors.

"Good grief" whispered the girl at the counter, forcing a smile "Hi!-"

"WELCOME TO CHILI'S!!" Michael sang as Jeremy and Jake bolted in to get a table

"We'd like to get eight menus, this is a celebratory dinner of upmost importance" Brooke declared to the lady at the front desk

"Is it a birthday? In that case may I see some-"

"That girl right here-!" Christine exclaimed pointing over at Jenna who'd just entered the restaurant "Just got accepted into Law School!!"

The lady was about to say something when there was suddenly a loud clatter of chairs falling onto the floor, followed by Jake cursing loudly. Rich rolled his eyes and followed his boyfriend's shouts with Michael following close behind

"JAKE! This is a family establishment!" Michael exclaimed

"It's be easier if the FUCKING TABLES WEREN'T NAILED TO THE FLOOR!"

"They're not nailed Jake!" Jeremy squeaked "There's a table for six! We could add a small one-"

"Nope! We're combining two tables of four!"

The four boys argued for about ten minutes till Brooke just shouted that they should just get a big booth. So there squeezed all eight teenagers looking through the menus. Jeremy kept apologizing to Chloe every time he bumped her shoulder, by the seventh she just put her arms off the table. Rich and Christine were having a passionate discussion as to whom should pay the bill, or if they should split it. Brooke and Jake had switched caps and were going crazy as to whether of not the breakfast menu was 24/7 or open until 10 but it they'd still serve breakfast at 10:04.