Welcome one and all to a book dedicated entirely to my Be More Chill Trash. From random shenanigans to actual stories these will mostly be one shots and drabble. With HEADCANNONS and shipping galore.
Cover Art made by~Heart-Select on Tumblr
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Rich Goranski has had a routine, the same routine, since he started working at the tattoo parlour. Come to his usual shift from seven am, work on designing tattoos ,talk to co-workers and costumers till his lunch break at one thirty.
Now usually Chloe, the half shaved brunette with fifteen piercings who wore studded leather jackets, would order subs for everyone at the shop and then would have Rich go pick them up. The blonde didn't mind, going to pick up sandwiches also allowed him to see Brooke, the bald waitress who worked at the deli, married to Chloe, and whom he'd known since high school. Plus the sandwiches were good. But his entire schedule had been thrown off the rails.
All because of that damn bakery.
It had all started when Michael, his other coworker with the biggest Pac-Man tattoo he'd ever seen who was never seen without his classic red hoodie, had burst in through the doors of the staff room sporting a bag of doughnuts and a huge blush on his face. Chloe looked up from her magazine and whistled as he sat down on the stool.
"What's got your panties in a bunch? You look like you're about to burst into rainbows" She commented, lazily flipping
Michael stuttered for a few seconds before groaning and hurting his head in his arms. Rich leaned in to try and get a good sound of what he was saying
"Next door-that new bakery that just opened—waiter number sixteen? Jesús me valga-" He fanned his face in an attempt to cool down and for dramatic effect
Rich rolled his eyes and Chloe laughed.
"Seriously? You're falling for a guy just cause he served you doughnuts?" He asked, grabbing the bag and pulling out a powdered one before biting into it
"Rude and I'm afraid so." Michael said, flicking his nose and grabbing the doughnut back
"So you're gonna talk to him right?" Chloe asked, putting down her magazine and looking up
"Uh well-"
"You don't even know his name do you?" Rich asked, yanking back the doughnut and shoving it in his mouth
The small nod was all Rich needed to burst out laughing. "Duuude you are helpless"
"Totally. Rich go with him to get the waiters name" Chloe deadpanned, making the short male sputter and choke on doughnut dust
"Wha-What?! Why me?"
"Cause I have a wife, go get me a strawberry doughnut and treat yourselves" She said, going back to her magazine and throwing him a fifty dollar bill
Michael giggles and Rich rolled his eyes, getting up from the bean bag he was sitting up and stretching.
"Come on Headphones we're gonna get you a boyfriend"
The bakery was open right next door to the parlour, meaning there was a large crowd of people which made it extremely hard for the pair to actually get in. It was a pastel bakery with a theme of pinks and yellows, it reeked of sugar and butter and had glass displays of all kinds of sweets.
A swirling sign read "Morning Glory Bakery"
"Tacky" Rich commented, sticking out his tongue
Michael gave him a shove "Come on it's cute"
"It looks like a five year old ate the Easter Bunny and then puked." He deadpanned before grabbing Michael's arm and dragging him into the restaurant
They took seats at the glittery pink high stools at the bar. Michael has spotted his waiter and they were currently having a conversation. Rich sighed boredly and played around with the arrangements of flowered napkins, both men were blushing and laughing. Gross.
"Wow those two are really going at it, huh?" A voice said behind him
He turned around and his heart stopped for a split second. A dark skinned male with chocolate brown eyes and dark brown hair with frosted tips. He sported a light blue and pink uniform just like the waiter Michael was talking to.
"Uh-Yeah I guess" Rich said, dragging his eyes away from the newcomers muscle toned arms
"You should've seem Jeremy after he left. The guy was a blushing mess declaring his true love"
"Oh so that's his name. Hoodie guy's named Michael and would you be surprised if the exact thing happened?"
The stranger chuckled "Not at all, I suppose you're the wingman in all this? No offense but you stick out like a sore thumb"
Rich laughed, knowing full well he didn't look much like the other customers with his ripped black sleeveless jacket, orange shirt and tattoos over burn scars. "I'm actually supposed to be picking up doughnuts"
The stranger's face lit up as he grabbed tongs from behind the counter. Rich named off various doughnuts and they were in a pastel pink bag neatly tied with a bow.
"Can I get a name for that order? Or should I keep it as short, blonde and handsome?"
Rich felt his face heat up as he stuttered out "Uh-Ri-Rich"
"Nice, I'm Jake, my number's on the bag" he said, handing him the paper bag with a wink.
They both turned their head as they heard laughing, Jeremy and Michael were coming over with their hands laced.
"Hey guys this is Jeremy, he's a furry and we're dating now" Michael said making the shorter boy shriek and punch his shoulder before turning to the other two and waving
"H-Hi!"
Rich whistled and Jake laughed "Nice Mell"
"Not bad," Jake commented studying Michael up and down "Nice tastes Heere. Remember the freezer is always open if ya'll ever wanna-"
Rich made a circling with his right hand before inserting three of his fingers. Jake burst laughing and Michael looked ready to turn into a tomato. Jeremy rolled his eyes
"Sure whatever, ca-call me when you-you two are m-making out"
"You two better come with the best doughnuts in the fucking world" Chloe declared when Rich and Michael came back from their adventure at seven o clock at night, long after store hours
The Filipino and the blonde nodded dumbly, both sporting lovestruck smiles.
