[Note: Cry is another Youtuber who is friends with Pewdiepie.]
1. Game: I grabbed the doorknob and twisted....Locked.
Pewdiepie: Sh**. Plan B everyone....Plan B. Scream like a little girl. Aaaaah.
*monster jumps out*
Pewds: AAAAAAAAAHHH! OOOOOH! AHHH HA HA HA HA HA HA AH!!!!!!
2. Pewds: *holds up a cross* The power of Satan compels you...Jesus! The power of Jesus compels you! You heard nothing.
3. Pewds: *hides in the closet*.....
Creepy Purple Dude: *opens door* It's raping time. *licks his lips*
Mad & MoMo: O.o what...just...what
4. Pewds: *sees random chick in hallway* Ah! B**ch I thought you were dead!
Random Chick: *morphes into Creepy Purple Person*
Pewds: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! YOU'RE SO UGLY!!
5. Pewds: Hallow....Hallow? Are you happy? *snaps a picture* Sha-la la la la la everybody is happy. Sha-la la la.....EEEERG I got a walk forever for this...*ghost appears* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH NO NO NO NO NO SENORITAS, SENORITAS EVERYWHERE!
6. Pewds: We gonna do this. Am I walking backwards again? Yes I am. G** Da*n Imma retard.
7. Pewds: *sings* I feel like I'm mudda-f***ing stuck! In this duck. It makes me wanna quack. Like *sees ghost* WHAT THE F*** IS THAT?!
8. Pewds: *walking down dark hallway* O-kay. Don't worry. It's just a game. Games can't hurts us!
*bookshelf falls and bloody ghost dude apears*
Pewds: OKAY! WE'RE DEAD!!
9. Pewds: Hey a broom!! I could stick you up ma butt! Ooooh I can stick it up his butt! Perfect!!...or barrels butt? Hey! *stabs barrel* hey! What are you do-? WHAT THE F*** ARE YOU?!- IT WORKED!! HA HA HEUP HA HA HEUP HA HEUP HAH HEUP!! IT WORKED!
10. ~NOTE: FARSA IS AN UNDERGROUND TRAIN~
Pewds: Oh I opened FARSA! *gasp* Are we gonna ride FARSA?? I would love to ri- FARSA!! Come here FARSA! FARSA where are you going? Is he moving?? FARSA!
*horn blares from behind him*
Pewds: *sees oncoming FARSA* OH F*** ME! RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN LIKE A BOSS! RUN LIKE A BOSS! RUN LIKE A BOSS! RAWRRAWRRAWRARWLULURHGUEISFUUUJBVFSD!!!! *SCREAMS LIKE A LITTLE GIRL*
11. *monster in woods growls*
Pewds: Just go!
*monster gets closer*
Pewds: NAE NAE NAE NAE NAE NAE NAE NAE NAE NAE NAE NAE NAE NAAE NAAAAE NAAAAAAE!! WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS F***ING SH**?!?!........Keep running.
Pewds: *talks to character* You run like a f***ing turtle. Someone in your family is a motherf***ing turtle. I'm not looking back. *someone screams "help" in distance*. Oh that's great. Someone is calling for my help. What about f***ing me?! I have- *tree grabs and kills him* WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT. TREES??!!?!??!
12. *Talking to Evie the computer game*
Evie: You're not my superior.
Pewds: I'M YOUR MASTER.
Evie: I feel offended, Because I'm African-American and you just said that.
13. Evie: I like pizza.
Pewds: *slaps*
Evie: *dead*
14. Pewds: *Kills*
Evie: *screams*
Pewds: *breakdances*
Evie: *breakdances harder, better, faster, stronger*
15. Evie: Aww you flatter me.
Pewds: Tell me something nice.
Evie: Something nice.
16. *runs from purple person and hides in bathroom*
*purple person finds him*
Pewds: Aww dude I'm just eating poop *purple person kills him* Aww man!....It didn't work -_-
17. *reading a Pewdiepie and Cry fanfiction*
*Pewdie took hold of Cry's hand before he could protest*
Pewds: I had a feeling I could be happier with you. I don't know if you even like me. I don't know if you even like- *bursts out laughing before he could say 'Men"*
18: Pewds: *playing a surgery game* Don't you dare bleed on my Bob! I will f***ing kill you if you die!
19. Pewds: *talking about his Pug* You are the most beauuuuuuutiful dog....they call you Jaba the Hut, Jaba the Hut....for a reeeeeaaaaason.......
Dog: Help.
20. *playing brain surgery game*
Pewds: Aww *pets the patients head*
*looks at his surgery tools*
Pewds: What? There's a f***ing Tomahawk! Ha ha heup ha ha heup! Ookay, you might feel a little headache Bob. But that's normal! TOMAHAWK CHOP! *slices Bob's head* Ha ha heup ha ha heup! *keeps slicing*
Game Over Screen: Surgery Failed. And it was going so well....
Game Screen: Brutal Murder achieved in a mere 25 seconds.
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Pewdiepie is one of my FAVORITE Youtubers! He's so freaking hilarous! You NEED to go check out his videos! Seriously! GO! Now!
Kingslayer_XD ~d(-_-)b~
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