1. I'm not a PSYCHOPATH. I'm a high functioning FANGIRL. Do your research.
2. *scrolls*
*scrolls*
*stops*
*looks*
*fangirls*
*dies*
*screenshots for later*
*repeat*
3. Person 1: I don't know which is worse, being in love with a fictional character or being in love with a celebrity.
Person 2: At least with a fictional character you know it'll never happen. But with a celebrity there's that tiny part of your brain wearing a tin foil hat, slowly rocking back and forth and quietly whispering "it could still happen".
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IT'S A FANGIRL THING
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5. I'm a fangirl....we don't do 'calm'.
6. Me: *hands him a piece of paper*
Harry: Let me guess, this is your Twitter and phone number?
Me: Haha, no what kind of fan do you think I am?
Harry: Then what is it?
Me: My address.
Harry:....
Me:.....
Harry:....
Me: The front door will be unlocked.
Harry:.....
Me: I'll be waiting for you Harold.
7. Fangirling: When shortness of breath, fainting, highpitched noises, shaking, fierce head shaking, hyperventilation, endless blogposts, sleeping late at night, etc., occurs as a reaction to the sight of the object of affection and/or obsession.
8. If you ever worry that you're weird or taking it a bit too far as a fangirl, remember that people in Ancient Rome used to buy vials of their favorite gladiator's sweat to wear as perfume, so like, at least it's not a new thing.
9. Celebrity: No...Nooo......NOOOOOO......Fangirls.....THEY FOUND ME!!!!
10. Excuse me while I jebnfhebsdficusbfivubfsrydf.
11. I don't need real life friends when I have fandom friends.
12. FANGIRL FANFICTION:
Where every man is gay.
Even if he's straight.
He's still gay.
13. Daughter: *runs into kitchen* Mom! Mom! HELP ME! My boyfriend fell down and he can't get up! Call the ambulance!!
Mom: My dear, just pick up your poster and shut up.
Daughter: B-but, but...*goes to room*
Daughter: *looks at poster* Are you Ok my precious? Are you hurt? Oh I love you so much!
14. The life of a fangirl: I literally cannot even, I can't even, I am unable to even, I have lost my ability to even, I am so unable to even.
15. *20 years from now*
Daughter: So I like this band-
Me: Omg I'm so sorry.
Daughter: Sorry?
YOU ARE READING
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