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Part 27: If You Were a Tree....You'd Be a Nice Tree.

1. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

2. Your hand looks heavy, let me hold it for you.

3. Are you a weeping angel? Cause I can't take my eyes of you.

4. If Princess Peach looked like you, I would have killed Bowser years ago.

5. Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again?

6. Guy: Where have you been all my life?

Girl: Hiding from you.

7. I don't know which Quidditch postion you play but you sure look like a keeper.

8. If girls were boogers, I'd pick you first.

9. Me with out you is like a nerd without braces, a shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces.

10. Are you an alien? Cause you just abducted my heart.

11. Guy: Excuse me miss, I have a quick question. How much does a polar bear weigh?

Girl: I don't know.

Guy: Enough to break the ice.

12. Is your face from McDonald's? Cause I'm lovin' it.

13. My love for you is as hot as deep fried mozzarella sticks.

14. You must be a keyboard cause you're just my type.

15. Guy: Do you want a hug?

Girl: No.

Guy: Do you even know what I just said?

Girl: Yes.

Guy: What was it?

Girl: Do you want a hug.

Guy: Well if you insist...

16. Do you have a name? Or can I call you mine?

17. You're pretty and I'm cute so together we'd be pretty cute.

18. Are you full of Beryllium, Gold and Titanium? Cause you are BE AU TI...FULL.

19. Wre you forged by Sauron? Cause, baby, you are precious.

20. You're daddy must have been a drug dealer...cause you're dope.

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Hey peeps, you guys must be BANANAS.....cause I find you all a peeling ;D

.....................too creepy?...................................Yeah I thought so too

Hope you keep on reading...many more parts to come!!!!!

Kingslayer_XD ~d(-_-)b~