1. I am under no obligation to make sense to you.
2. Friends are like potatoes. When you eat them, they die.
3. Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can't see.
4. You know what I really hate? Trees!
5. I don't drink milk because it's cow pee.
6. Mom: Are you sore?
Mom: Do ducks have jackets
Mom: Did muck save maggots
Mom: Ughhh
Mom: Does husk make gaggles
Mom: Never mind
Kid: What
Kid: What....I just.....what
7. You are the apple on my iPod.
8. It never occurred to me that buildings could talk.
9. Stupid conversations make sense when you're talking to someone special.
10. People change. Now I'm a lamp.
11. Somewhere out there is a piece of bacon that wants to be put in your mouth.
12. The soul would have no rainbow if the eyes had no tears.
13. You're not invited to my birthday, Emma!
14. It all started with a BIG BANG!!!
15. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
16. Unicorns are just really pretty rhinos.
17. Do something today your future self will thank you for.
18. I'm not random or anything, it's just that sometimes I like to dig a hole in my backyard, get inside, and pretend I am a carrot.
19. It's like deja vu all over again! BOING!
20. Well, ya got me, by all accounts it doesn't make sense.
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