South Park One Shots

Kyle x Cartman - 1

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(Kyle Pov)

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"Cartman how about you just leave him alone?" Stan butted in moving into the middle of me and Cartman, I rolled my eyes looking down at my phone again ignoring the guys as they started talking.

"s-stupid hippy always butting in my and the Jew's chats!" Cartman hissed out earning Kenny to chuckle as he watched this happen while snaking on some left over popcorn from the other day, "well your always plotting or planning to hurt him and I'm sick of it!" Stan shouted crossing his arms.

I could hear Cartman mumble words under his breathe as he couldn't think of a come back again "f-fuck you Stan!" Cartman hissed out walking away down the hallway, I was pretty sure I saw Cartman's eyes water up as he stormed off. I rolled my eyes as Kenny pouted "the show ended?" he mumbled looking at the left over popcorn he had.

"Kenny this isn't a show and Stan you didn't have any right to talk to Cartman like that" I responded earning Stan to stare at me shock, "what the fuck Kyle?!" Stan said angry. I didn't see why Stan told Cartman to leave me alone when he only asked if he could talk to me for a moment alone.

sighing I tried walking after Cartman but got stopped by Stan "don't go after that Fatass!" he commanded keeping a tight grip on my arm, "Stan let go of me" I warned glaring until Stan just sigh letting go of me.

"whatever I just wanted you to be happy without getting hurt" he mumbled shoving past me and Kenny who looked confuse as well, "what is he's problem?" I muttered out earning Kenny to shake his shoulders "I'll talk to him" Kenny said following Stan.

sighing I went down the hallway that Cartman went down calling his name out, "Cartman come back here!" I called out getting a bit annoyed. "Fatass!" I called out hearing a mumble "Fatass!" I repeated "I'm big boned!" Cartman's voice soon shouted noticing that he's voice is coming from a classroom door.

I open it sighing seeing Cartman on the flour holding his knees "what do you want Jew!" he hissed out wiping his tears as if he didn't even cry, I kinda felt bad seeing him like this.

"Cartman why the hell are you crying?" I asked moving closer so I was next to him on the flour as he kept his face on his knees, "go back to fucking Stan" he hissed out I could notice that his hat was beside him staring at his brown hair.

"me and Stan are not fucking Fatass" I said rolling my eyes placing a hand on his back feeling him flinch, "now tell me what's wrong?" I added staring at Cartman who didn't move.

we stayed like that for a couple more minutes until I got bored removing my hand earning Cartman to look up at me, "why did you follow me?" he whisper his eyes were red and puffy giving me the proof that he was indeed crying...

"because your still my friend Erik" I muttered out using his first name wrapping my arms around him suspecting him to push me away and call me a dirty Jew but instead he pulled me closer hiding his face in my shoulder.

I felt my face heat up a bit never seeing this soft side of Cartman before as we pulled away we both stared at each other for a moment before Cartman looked down, "I w-wanted to ask you if you would like to go to the movies tonight after school?" Cartman whisper making my eyes go big.

did Erik Cartman ask me out on a date?

I didn't say anything unsure if I heard it right but panic seeing Cartman cruel back into a ball about to cry again "s-shit you wasn't joking!" I said worried holding his hands making him stare down at them.

"Erik yes I would love to j-just tell me one thing" I said seeing his eyes go big from my answer "w-what is it?" he whisper making me blush, "i-is this a date?" I mumbled looking away a bit not hearing anything from him.

"w-what if it is?" Cartman muttered out squeezing my hand in a gentle way I didn't know how to feel not understand why Cartman would like me? I thought he hated me?

"s-so I can know if this is going to be real" I responded seeing his cheeks had turned red, he kinda look cute like that...

I felt Cartman hug me back as we heard the bell ring signing for lessons, "w-we should get going" Cartman said standing up and walking out leaving me alone.

what the fuck just happen?

was that even my Cartman I knew for my whole life??

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After School

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"what happen to you guys?" I asked staring at Stan and Kenny who were waiting outside, Stan was a blushing mess while Kenny was smirking with his hood down letting his blonde hair show.

"nothing just the normal for me" Kenny said peeking over at Stan who look away with the most reddest face ever, I kinda felt happy for them yet... sick at the thought that might be the reason why they're acting like this...

I jumped feeling hands wrap around me seeing Cartman behind me "h-hey Stan, Kenny" Cartman mumbled making Stan glare before getting poked at Kenny who shook his head, I feel like I'm left out here...

"we should get going" Cartman whisper to me making me nod as I waved bye to the couple?

as we walked I couldn't help but smile as Cartman hold my hand the whole time, even trough the movie he was holding it as if he let go I would be gone. as we slowly walked back to mine I found myself laughing at his stupid jokes as we spoke almost all day.

I stared at my door before blushing turning around to face Cartman who were blushing, "I had fun today" Cartman mumbled rubbing the side of his arm making me smile. "I like this side of you more, you should act like this more" I whisper moving closer kissing his cheek watching his face turn darker.

"I hope we have our next date soon!" I giggled out but before I could close my door I was pulled back into a hug from Cartman who were slowly cuddling me "I l-love you Kyle" he whisper making my heart beat faster, this whole day shown me that Cartman isn't the person he shown himself.

"I love you to Erik" I whisper connecting our lips for a second before smiling at each other as I closed the door behind me sighing happily, I jumped from a loud noise making me turn around peeking through the tiny window on the door seeing Cartman doing a tiny dance making me chuckle as he finishes his dance and started walking back to his's...

sometimes he can be a Jerk but he's my Jerk