Merlin One-Shots

Facebook Part Three (Modern AU)

*Ava has joined Facebook*

Leon: Uh...who's Ava?

Percival: GWAINE DID YOU LET OUR DAUGHTER GET A FACEBOOK ACCOUNT?!?

Gwaine:...she asked nicely.

Mordred:...you two have a daughter?

Percival: Yeah. We adopted her.

Ava: Aer ouy lkta tobua me?

Leon: What?

Percival: What?

Gwaine: What?

Mordred: What?

Ava: I said, are you talking about me? This computer wasn't working right.

Leon: How did you fix it?

Ava: I slammed my fist against the keyboard a bunch of times.

Percival:...what...

Gwaine: THAT'S MY GIRL!

Ava: Thanks father! :D

Mordred: Oh no we have another Gwaine.

***

*Cason has joined Facebook*

Arthur: Oh no not you too.

Ava: YAY! MY BEST FRIEND HAS A FACEBOOK!

Alistair: Hey! I thought I was your best friend!

Fraden: Yeah! Same here!

Freya: Merlin...

Merlin: Yes?

Freya: Did you give our sons Facebook accounts?

Merlin:...maybe...

Ava: YAY! EVERYONE GETS A FACEBOOK ACCOUNT!

Leon: *whispers* oh dear god kill me.

***

*Mordred tagged Morgana in his status* Morgana did you get me the Sharknado DVD I asked for?

Lancelot: You watch Sharknado?

Gwaine: *faint laughter*

Mordred: IT'S A GUILTY PLEASURE!

Morgana: *sighs* Yes Mordred, I got your DVD.

Mordred: WHOO! I LOVE YOU MORGANA!

Lancelot:...

Gwaine:...

Morgana: *laughs* I know.

Gwaine:...I think I know what's coming next.

***

*Morgana and Mordred are now in a relationship*

Gwaine: I knew it.

Percival: Welcome to relationship world, Morgana.

Morgana: Uh...thanks?

Arthur: Trust me it's nothing spectacular.

Gwen: *coughs loudly*

Arthur: Uh...I meant it is when I'm with you Gwen, not with anyone else, just you. *laughs nervously*

*Gwen has logged off Facebook*

Percival: Ouch. The silent treatment.

Gwaine: That's the worst. Percy did that to me once. Worst day of my life.

Mordred: Well...thanks for the heads up. I can't imagine what Morgana would do to me if I got her mad.

Morgana: You would would not want to know.