Merlin One-Shots

Facebook (Modern AU)

*Just some short Facebook stories between Merlin characters*

Arthur tagged Merlin in his status: MERLIN!

Merlin: What?

Arthur: THERE'S A BLACK BOX TALKING TO ME!

Merlin: Arthur. That's the tv.

Arthur: I WON'T LET IT HARM ME!

Merlin: Arthur. Don't.

Arthur: I have slain the beast.

Merlin: ...I'm coming to your house.

Arthur: There's also this strange silver box that makes me feel cold.

Merlin: SIT YOUR ARSE DOWN AND DON'T MOVE UNTIL I GET THERE.

Arthur: But...

Merlin: DON'T. MOVE.

***

Gwaine tagged Percival in his status: Hey Percy.

Percival: What?

Gwaine: It's Saint Patrick's Day today.

Percival: So?

Gwaine: Want to go to the pub with me tonight?

Percival: That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard from you.

Percival: When should I meet you there?

***

*Leon added Percival, Gwaine, Lancelot, Elyan, and Mordred to the group chat*

Leon: Guys, someone escaped from prison. Who was on guard duty last night?

Percival: Not me I was with Gwaine all night.

Gwaine: DAMN RIGHT YOU WERE!

Elyan: Um...it wasn't me.

Lancelot: Or me. Mordred?

Mordred:...I was.

Leon: Mordred, why did you let a prisoner escape?

Mordred: I was distracted.

Percival: By what?

Mordred: I SAW PUPPIES!

Leon:...I can't yell at you for that.

***

Arthur updated his status: I WANT TO BE WHERE THE PEOPLE ARE!

Leon: WHO MADE ARTHUR WATCH THE LITTLE MERMAID?!?

Merlin: *guiltily raises hand*

Arthur: I WANNA SEE...WANNA SEE THEM DANCING!

Gwaine: WALKING AROUND ON THEIR, WHAT DO YOU CALL THEM?

Percival: FEEEEEEEEEEETTTTT!!!

Elyan: LIKE A ROCK, HUH HUH! YOU MUST BE HARD, HUH HUH!

Leon:...

Arthur...

Percival...

Gwaine...

Merlin:...Was that from Mulan II?

Elyan:...Yes.

Arthur: SHAME!

Percival: HOW DARE YOU STAIN YOUR EYES WITH THAT MOVIE?!?

Gwaine: YOU UNCULTURED SWINE!

*Elyan has logged off*