Stars and Constellations || Peter Parker

s i x t y - s e v e n

Peter: Bold
Nova: Italic

"I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DID THAT, PARKER! I DIDN'T KNOW YOU HAD IT IN YOU!"

"I'm Spider-Man. How do you not believe it?"

"Don't get cocky now."

"Why do you have Nova's phone?"

"So I could call you. Isn't it obvious? This deserves a congratulations from the great Martin Faye."

"Don't get cocky now. Also, you know you could just ask her for my number and call me from your phone, right? You can text me too. We can hang out."

"What are you? Twelve? Are you going to ask me to Winter Formal too?"

"If you'd like me to."

"Shut up, Parker."

"..."

"I didn't mean you should actually shut up."

"You and Nova really don't make that clear enough."

"Seriously, dude, though, congratulations. I'm... happy for you."

"Thanks. I didn't think I'd live to the day to hear you say that."

"Well, you did, because you're not a moron anymore."

"I'm not?"

"At the moment, no. If you ever hurt my girl again, though, I'm going to call you a name ten times worse."

"Like what?"

"I don't know. Maybe something lame. Like fuckhead?"

"Ha ha third sarcastic ha."

"It's only funny when you type it. Actually no, it's not funny at all."

"You think I'm funny."

"No, I don't."

"Yes, you do."

"Funny looking maybe."

"You're a softie."

"I'm harcore and if you hurt Nova I'll break your bones."

"I won't hurt Nova, but you could never take me."

"Superpowers or no superpowers, I'm going to whoop your ass, boy."

"We're friends, Martin. Admit it."

"I'm not your friend, Parker. I'm just... someone you know who you talk to a lot and someone who has your best interests at heart."

"So, a friend?"

"Shut up."

"We're friends."

"This time I actually meant for you to shut up."

"Now, how am I supposed to know that?"

"You're funny, Parker. In an annoying sort of way."

"Fuckhead."

"Swearing still does not become you."

"Want to come with me and Ned to check out that new Star Wars themed cafe on Saturday? Nova doesn't really like Star Wars."

"Why would I go with you?"

"Because we're friends."

"No, we're not."

"Yes, we are."

"You're a moron."

"I thought I wasn't a moron anymore."

"Well, you are again now."

"So, are you coming or not?"

"Yeah, but only because I like Star Wars."

"Sure. That's why."

"That is why."

"Sure, Jan."

"Shut up, Gen Z."

"You're Gen Z too."

"You're a moron."

"You're a fuckhead."

"So, see you on Saturday?"

"Yeah, 5 o'clock. See you!"

"I heard they have Star Wars themed drinks too. Is that true?"

"Yeah. It's themed like the bars in Star Wars. The waiters are in costume."

"So cool!"

"I'll see you then?"

"Yeah, see you soon, Parker."

A/N: Martin ships #Starker way more than any of us ever did. Also, isn't their friendship just your favorite thing in the entire world? Because it's mine.