Stars and Constellations || Peter Parker

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Spidey-Boii: what's your last name?

You: whyyyyyy?

Spidey-Boii: because you know mine and it's not fair that i don't know yours

You: "show me yours and i'll show you mine"

Spidey-Boii: what

You: i expected you to stutter

You: or did you not get that

Spidey-Boii: i got it

Spidey-Boii: i'm just past the stuttering stage

You: send n00ds

Spidey-Boii: s stop

You: there we go

Spidey-Boii: i hate you

You: no, you don't

Spidey-Boii: no, i don't

You: i got why you want to know my last name!!!

You: you've got this thing about being even with me

You: but we can never be even because i know you're spiderman and i don't have a superhero persona that you can know about

Spidey-Boii: i thought you were Black Widow

Spidey-Boii: AND IT'S SPIDER-MAN JESUS NOVA

You: IT'S SPIDEY-BOII JESUS PETE

Spidey-Boii: when did i become pete

You: now

Spidey-Boii: come on i want to know your last name

You: fine

You: starr

You: my name is november starr

Spidey-Boii: supernova starr

Spidey-Boii: i like it

You: you like me

Spidey-Boii: s stop

You: hahahahahaha