Stars and Constellations || Peter Parker

f o u r t y - t h r e e

You: it's you, you idiot

Spidey-Boii: what?

You: okay, look, this is martin and nova is asleep right now, because of jet-lag and she was tired out from the whole scandal fiasco, but she may wake up soon and you and i don't have a lot of time

Spidey-Boii: a lot of time for what?

You: for me to tell you you're an idiot

You: because you're an idiot if you don't know yet

You: do i have to spell it out for you?

Spidey-Boii: that would kind of be helpful

You: it's you she likes, you fuck

Spidey-Boii: i know that and you don't have to swear

You: i don't fucking swear, you fuck

You: i'm sorry, but i'm still kind of mad at you, because she picked you over me

Spidey-Boii: so why are you telling me she likes me?

You: because i just want her to be happy

You: despite being my girlfriend for a pretty long time she's been my friend for an even longer time

You: but that's not even the most important question

You: the most important question is if you know she likes you why aren't you doing anything about it

*Spidey-Boii is typing.*

You: anytime now

Spidey-Boii: i don't know

You: all that typing for 'i don't know'?

Spidey-Boii: i tried every explanation i could think of, but none of them really made any sense, and then i kind of just realized that i don't know why i haven't told her

You: dude, i've heard her talking to you and you guys flirt all the time

You: maybe you're already in a relationship and don't even know it?

Spidey-Boii: ha ha ha

You: don't you mean 'ha ha third sarcastic ha'?

Spidey-Boii: how did

You: i know that?

You: yeah, i've seen some of the texts too

Spidey-Boii: wait, do you also know...

You: that you're spiderman?

Spidey-Boii: IT'S SPIDER-MAN JESUS WHAT IS WITH YOU PEOPLE

Spidey-Boii: ALSO WHY DO YOU KNOW THAT

Spidey-Boii: I WORK VERY HARD TO KEEP MY IDENTITY A SECRET

You: chill, dude

You: Nova sent me a screenshot of the very first conversation you had, because she thought it was one of my shenanigans

You: it turned out it wasn't and we tried to figure out who it was that was pranking her

You: when it turned out that nobody was pranking her the conversations turned to 'i think spider-man is actually texting me???' and 'that's so cool???'

Spidey-Boii: did she actually use the hyphen

You: you're kidding, right?

You: anyway when she mentioned she was texting some guy and that they'd become friends and she thought there might be something more there i put two and two together

You: unlike some people who couldn't put two and two together when figuring out she was november starr and i was martin faye

You: you would make a horrible detective

Spidey-Boii: wow thanks for the insult

You: dude, you stole my girlfriend

You: you have no right to complain on me insulting you

You: ESPECIALLY SINCE YOU'RE NOT DOING ANYTHING ABOUT IT

You: listen you don't have to worry about me, because nova has made it very clear that she and i as she AND i are done and i agree with her on the fact that i think it was just childhood love

You: but that does not change the fact that i still love her as a friend and she deserves to be happy and apparently you make her happy and it seems to me that you like her too, so do yourself and her a favour and just tell her

You: i'm going to delete all of these messages from her phone now, because i hear her in the other room and she's awake

You: this conversation never happened

You: best of luck to you, SPIDERMAN

Spidey-Boii: it's SPIDER-MAN