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UNKNOWN- Hello, Soomi, it's daddy.
ME- you scared me. I thought you weren't actually going to message me.
NAMJOON- Why's that?
ME- it's the next morning.
NAMJOON- I fell asleep. I'm sorry, baby.
ME- it's nice not having operator pop up whenever you message me.
NAMJOON- Have you met anyone you've felt attracted to?
NAMJOON- Like work? Perhaps at a gym?
ME- we already went over that the closest thing to anything exercise wise that I've done was back in school.
ME- so no. no gym.
NAMJOON- You avoided the work one...
ME- did i really
NAMJOON- Hm... I have another request for you.
ME- before you say a single word. he is my boss. b-o-s-s.
ME- BOSS.
ME- anything involving him is a no no no no
NAMJOON- Good thing 5 is my lucky number and you will. What's his name?
ME- donghyuk... but please- I will use a pass- make it not terrible.
NAMJOON- Are you two on good terms?
ME- very
NAMJOON- Well, baby, then you should have no issue with this. It sounds worse asking you to do it then it will when you're actually in the midst of doing it.
ME- I don't like the sound of this. not one bit.
NAMJOON- When you get to work, find this Donghyuk and offer him a blowy.
ME- I ALMOST CRASHED MY CAR ARE YOU INSANE
NAMJOON- Well don't text while driving.
ME- IM IN THE FUCKING PARKING LOT I ALMOST SLAMMED ON MY PEDAL.
ME- YOURE INSANE OMG
NAMJOON- You know you want to.
ME- NO OMG WHAT IF I GET FIRED
NAMJOON- You never use proper capital letters, and when you do use them you're using them incorrectly...
NAMJOON- Shame.
NAMJOON- But, I can tell you as a guy myself I'd never decline a blow job. Especially not from you.
ME- you definitely pull that card to other people. so that doesn't boost my ego at all.
ME- plus I've never given one before what if I bite his dick off?
NAMJOON- Ok- Soomi. Lmao... no. That won't happen, no teeth baby. Wrap your lips around that mans cock and just suck, don't bite.
ME- yeesh. you're kinda right, something in me would like to learn.
ME- but what if I want to save giving my first blowjob for if we meet?
NAMJOON- What if I want you to be a little experienced.
ME- what if he fires me
NAMJOON- Fire?
ME- I still think he will fire me.
NAMJOON- I already told you.
NAMJOON- If you use this pass you're getting a worse one.
