Anonymous Therapist

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Regular: Him
Italicized: Her

"hey cutie, i know that you leonardo dicaptured my heart ;)"

"you make me bern(ie sanders) with a passion.... ;;)))"

"did it hurt when you fell from heaven??"

"What...?¿"

"date me or I'll be dylan o'cryin"

"Ok, these puns are so terrible I might just die from cringing"

"Dkvjrjfwdg"

"Asdfgghdwfghj"

"I am sooooo sorry."

"That was my friend who took my phone and snooped through my safari recents."

"Thank god...I would've DIED!"

"You saved me. My hero"

"I'm just your neighbor, friendly regular teenage boy."

"Here to stop crime and cringeyness from spreading."

"HAHAHAAHA"

"Where's your friend?"

"Still here, I'm just hiding in the bathroom."

"Oh my..."

"He says that he's sorry."

"And he's surprised that you didn't fall for his puns..."

"Those puns are sooo bad that I might want to chop my ears off from hearing things like that ever again"

"That's excessive."

"Issa joke but tell him it's kool"

"Cool with a k kinda cool?"

"Cool with a k kinda cool"

"Ok, he wants to know your name."

"Okay, but tell him I cannot. It's not allowed"

"He begged. He'll give you $20 online dollars."

"Tell him that it doesn't work like that and that I won't"

"He says that he'll hack the site if you don't."

"Oh please."

"Wait, is your friend like a computer genius??"

"I have to tell ya, he knows his stuff when it comes to websites and computers. He even hacked into our schools website to change his grade. He got in trouble but said it was totally worth it."

"Okay, okay fine. You pressured me."

"My name is....."

"SIKE!"

"I KNOW YOU'RE STILL ON THE WEBSITE. RYAN IS ON YOUR WEBSITE AND WILL PUT SOME WEIRD SHIT IF YOU DON'T TELL US!!!"

"IT'S KATHRYN OKAY?"

"Are you happy now?"

"Yes and so is Ryan."

"Now I get to know one personal thing about you...since you got one from me"

"Alright, fair is fair."

"I live in Southern California."

"Ryan tracked your located and told me you do to."

"Damn it, you logged off."