TROYE
Q. Would you ever confront Mitch about his lie?
Troye: no, he not talking to me much now
Troye : I don't know what I do wrong
Q. So so you like butt secks with Jacob?
Troye : w-what *blushes*
Jacob : sorry but I do think this question is too inappropriate for my baby, he is too innocent
Jo : calm down Jacob , it's alright , so next question
Q. Why are you precious?
Troye : p-precious? Am I for sale? I-I didn't know that you could sell humans. You is weird. But anyways love you 💞
Jacob in the distance: look at how innocent and soft my baby is! *squeals into oblivion*
Q. What's your favourite thing about Jacob?
Troye : his penis
Jacob : WHAT *chokes*
Troye : *giggles innocently*
Q. What's your favourite nickname for Jacob?
Troye : dadddyyyy
Jacob : *faints*
Dan : I can see how innocent he is now
Q. Why do you like Mitch? Jacob's so much hotter
Troye : Mitchy is my friend and Jacob is mon amour
Q. Do you remember the two girls from the plane? Do you cuz I do.
Troye : *frowns* bad girls not good, not make me feel good
Jacob : who the fuck even dared to ask this question to my baby I'm gonna sue okay *tackles Troye in a hug and gives him a kiss on the head*
Jacob : ask the next question please
Q. Why do you have to be so cute with your cute French accent and cute everything?
Troye : you is mignon I like you
Jacob : w-what?
Jo : don't be so overpossesive now come on Troye doesn't even know that person!
Jacob : what if it's one of the two girls from the plane
Troye : ...
Dan : ....
Rest of the boys : ...
Jake from state farm : ...
The whole universe : ...
Jo : next question PLEASE
Q. Will there be more smut from you and your boo?
Troye : *blushes profusely*
Jacob : oh you bet ;)
Q. Do you remember Jagga? Does maman call you anymore? Does Jacob (and me) get to know about your alcoholic dad or whatever you meant when Jacob was puking?
Troye : I miss Jagga very much. Maman call me everyday to ask if I take my medicine . And oui, you know what I was meaning :(
Q. How did you feel about losing your virginity to TWO weird girls?
Troye : bad v bad
Jacob : No more questions about this please, I don't like seeing him sad please
Jo : alright on to the next question
Q. Why do you look so pretty when you smile, frown, grimace, pout, blow and suck?
Jacob : first of all EXCUSE ME WHO ARE YOU AND HOW DO YOU KNOW HOW PRETTY TROYE LOOKS WHEN HE SUCKS AND BLOWS WHO TOLD YOU?
Jo: it's troye's question , jay
Jacob : do I even care? He is my petty boy and no one else's so of course I'm gonna answer this
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Oui ⭐ tracob au
Fanfiction"Hey boy with blue eyes, got a nice ass there, huh?" "Oui?" ◆ Or where Troye is an Exchange Student from France and Jacob is a straight fuckboy who happens to find the boy with the cute French accent adorable. - I was inspired by Larry_Lashton for...
