15. jared knows his weed

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Jklein: how's ya bf

Evan: Jared I told you already we're not dating

Jklein: anyway what was eventful?

Evan: I got high.

Jklein: HWAT

Jklein: WOAH WOAH BIPPITY BOPPITY BACK THE FCKU UP

Evan: I don't remember much of what I said

Evan: but he shotgunned it so I wouldn't choke on the smoke because it's really heavy?

Jklein: dude.

Jklein: dude that's so gay?,?

Evan: I don't remember much but I remember his lips were on mine and he blew smoke into my mouth? After maybe like ten minutes I lost feeling

Jklein: okay 1
Jklein: pretty sure that shit was laced and 2
Jklein: that's a smoke trick yeah it's easier for first timers to inhale it from someone else but

Jklein: there are less gay and more effective ways to do that.

Evan: ??

Jklein: he could blow into one end of the joint as you inhale from the other end.

Evan: !?!!?!

Jklein: so bro that was hella gay and don't question my knowledge on weed.

Evan left out the fight.

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Yo I love these tiny fillers of Jared I love Jared so much as a character he's so protective to Evan and I feel like he only does the family friend thing to keep his humorous attitude but some people don't get his humour he's an asshole but he tries

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