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DISCLAIMER- these are my opinions and in no way shape or form do you have to agree with me. If you disagree, I encourage you to comment cause I love reading differ...
Today I'm going to tell you how much I fucking love Samoa Joe because I don't think ya'll nearly understand just how pure and large my love for him is.
By now, I'm sure you all know that I 30004583985438954343985438905723475438957432589% love CM Punk.
It should be no secret,
and if it is,
shame on you.
Just kidding, no shaming here, but what the well?
My love for Samoa Joe is up there with Punkus. I actually tuned in to watch tonight's Monday Night Raw, and I lived for every second that THE SAMOAN NAMED JOE THAT I ACTUALLY WANT PUSHED TO OBLIVION graced the screen that my peasant eyes feasted on.
So, Joe on his own is more than okay. But when you add Paul fucking Heyman into the mix ... I am crying ugly tears of happiness because
PUNK + HEYMAN + SAMOA JOE + AJ LEE + AJ STYLES = #1 IN MY COLD, DEAD HEART.
If there's a voting category for any of those, please vote me in because when I tell you I've been following them since the beginning of their careers, I am not fucking joking here.
THIS SEGMENT WAS FUCKING GOLD, GOLD,
GOLD!!!
Before I get onto my love for Joe, can we talk about our lord and savior, Paul Heyman? I mean, how can one not love this man? He's honestly one of the best on the mic, and a larger than life gimmick that just keeps evolving.
His facial expressions are just,
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riveting.
The best in the business
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