Updating from my phone as the show goes!
Stray observation: the belt looks so good on AJ.
- "The Champ is here." + "I told you so!"
I can't wait for Cena and Styles to duel it out once more. Say whatever you will about John, but his chemistry with Styles is out of this world.
It's honestly at a Owens / Zayn chemistry level."John Cena sucks"
Yo, I'll be the first one admit that I love that chant although it's rude.
I love how savage the crowd can be at times. I love that it doesn't phase Cena.Cena on the mic is a god.
At times people regard the Rock as the best on the mic but ey, I don't think anyone is nearly as passionate as Cena when he gives his speeches.
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Angry Dean Ambrose is back and him calling AJ a boy was hilarious.
"Your life changes when I'm your enemy."
Yes!
I need unstable Ambrose against Rollins again please.Cena calling out Ambrose—
Yes!
Calling him out for what Austin said, saying he has no balls was fucking epicBUT
Dean calling Cena a lazy part timer was grandiose as fuck.
I don't think Cena is lazy at all, but Ambrose is right in calling him a corporate puppet.
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Shane is 3000% better than Mick + Steph together. I love Mick but ugh, Shane makes it seem so real and effortless.
As predicted, Styles will defend his Championship against Cena and Ambrose in a triple threat at No Mercy.
Being that it's No Mercy, I hope this match has an interesting stipulation. Maybe a hell in a cell or TLC?
I also hope they don't leave Ambrose out of the equation and equally build him up as much as Cena + Styles will.
What are your thoughts?
Anything I missed that you'd like to point out / found funny?
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