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DISCLAIMER- these are my opinions and in no way shape or form do you have to agree with me. If you disagree, I encourage you to comment cause I love reading differ...
Papa Bloodsen ( Elliot if you must know) found a letter in which five year old Violet (me) confessed all my love for my one true heart throb, Chris Jericho.
You guys, I honestly cried so much from laughing so hard at my childish letter.
The story is, as a child, I used to be MADLY in love with Chris Jericho and his stupid hairstyles, his jackets and lord, I worshiped him.
I legit wanted to be Jericho, so every morning I'd force my mom to style my hair like Chris.
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Ah yes, this infamous style.
I find it hilarious how badly I used to get make fun of for this hair style when now, it's all the rage (thanks to Ariana Grande).
Anyhoo, my need to be like Chris was SO detrimental to my morning routine that I shit you not, I used to take my STRAIGHT ASS hair and CRIMP the shit out of it so I'd get that same texture Chris had in his hair.
Let's not forget this period in time in which Chris grew this thing on his face:
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I wanted that thing on my face too, and it was with great sadness that Papa Bloodsen had to explain to very young Violet that I could not grow facial hair like that.
It was a dark day for little Violet.
Anyhow, what I'm trying to come about is:
WHAT WWE Superstar did you have a crush on as a kid?
For me, it was hands down Chris Jericho, but Shawn Michaels came in close at second, and tied for third place were Shane McMahon and Edge.
Y2J was just so damn cool, Shawn was a GOD to me, and Shane + Edge were just so damn rebellious xD
I was so pathetically in love with each of them that it's sad ... actually, I still am! xD
Later on as a teen I remember drooling over Punk + Jeff Hardy non stop, but that's a different story.
I still find it hilarious how my dad legit cried laughing as we skyped, him reading my note.
I'll think about uploading it if I can get a hold of it from my dad, but if not, I know that somewhere in one of my journals I have another letter I wrote about Chris Jericho and that one is NOT PG as I was about 15-17?
xD
Tell me who you crushed on hard as a kid / who you're still smitten by / etc.
