I'm Messed Up and Proud! [A Special Naruto FanFic] Book 1

The Legends

"What's wrong with his arms?" I asked siting beside him, "I'm not worried, I just kinda wanna laugh at his misery."

Fido shook his head at me with a smirk before replying, "The Hokage killed his arms."

"Just his arms?"

"He was unfortunately too weak to kill the snake man." Fido sighed.

"Unfortunately? You serve this dude though..." I said confused.

"That's a story for another day." my brother nodded.

I shrugged and froze when is heard the yelling of Naruto.

"PUT ME DOWN!! ARG!!! I'LL GET HER!!!"

"Oh Naruto." I sigh.

"Wait,you're staying in a room with a boy?!?!?" fido yelled.

"That's my brother and he protects me from the pervert guy, don't worry!" I sigh trying to drive him out the window.

"Oh no! I'm staying now!"

"FLYKICK!" I yelled and knocked him out and shut the window and blinds.

The door opened and I sighed seeing Naruto screaming over Jaraiya's shoulder.

"PUT! ME! -WOAH!!!"

"Oof!" I said getting knocked into the wall. "No need to throw the boy at me!"

Naruto was about to yell when he saw the two cups on the table.

"Who else was here?" he asked blinking getting off the floor.

"Huh?" I question tilting my head. "dude, I know no one here, why would someone be here?"

Lies! Lies! Lies!

So magnificent!

"Well, there's two cups."

"I made extra! I know how much you like the Hot Chocolate at these places!" I grin.

"Since when did you like drinking tea?"

"Ugh, since Steve was my father." I said sarcastically, rolling my eyes.

........

.........

"Dammit...." I sighed seeing Naruto's smug grin.

"Alright kid, who was here?" Jariaya asked.

"Just my brother, we talked, he left and I - "

The door burst open!

"YOU ARE IN SO MUCH TROUBLE!!!!"

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"Fido!! Shut up!!" I groaned in the corner of the room.

He was lecturing Pervy Sage and Naruto about how he would and will torture them if he caught them doing anything horrible to me.

I know they wouldn't though.

.....Okay, I know Naruto wouldn't!

"Night guys!" I called climbing into bed.

"Night Lian!" Naruto grinned but froze when Fido glared at him.

"What is Lian to you?" Fido asked making me sigh.

"Stop making my friends feel uncomfortable!"

"She's my best friend! My little sister!" Naruto grinned, "I have no idea what I would have done without her!"

"Aw, your too sweet!" I yawned and closed my eyes ready to sleep.

"Is there anyone that she likes? Or anyone that likes her?"