our president's presents

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a satire poem

be happy! don't you see? this presidency is just what we need.

we've always wanted a leader who looks at colors in people -- and
who proclaims they should leave.

everyone knows that if you're in one religion, that you all must believe

in terroristic shit.

isn't this normal? isn't this true?
many people don't know what to say or do,

but

thank god we have a president who can save our economy. money
is obviously the center of our country.

besides, we never could trust that nasty woman who fucked up with emails. now could we?

speaking of women, isn't it great
how our new president has been the one to create
a wonderful America who thinks as a whole
"it's okay to be sexist!"
but please, just take a poll --
our sexism was always here
in the first place.

but enough with that. isn't it fantastic that our transphobic homophobes are set free,
happy and willing
to be horribly mean?

i thought so too. that's why, Mr. Trump, we all voted for you.

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