Something I Can't Have (Seme Male Reader x Kakashi) {Naruto Shippuden}

chapter 60

later on that night...

after a hot bath together, we finally got everyone in the living room. i sat on the love seat with kakashi lounging over while kiba and shino sat on opposite sides of the bigger sofa. shino was fighting nodding off, having just had sex with kiba too. "i can see that shino is mega tired so ill make this quick: what is going on between you two? shino, why are you working so much when juugo is taking care of the bills? why are you guys always having sex?" i asked. "im trying my best to take care of him. his football gear is really fucking expensive. he has a strict diet full of expensive ass protein and health supplements. gym membership, gear, laundry for the two of us, all of his internet porn subscriptions, movie service subscriptions, relaxation materials like bath salts and ointment and a bunch of other stuff. no matter what i do i cant manage to satisfy him in the bedroom. he always asks for more. i mean ive tried EVERYTHING but nothing is ever right. im not big enough, strong enough, skilled enough to do him like he wants. im to tired from working so much that i cant perform like im susposed too. im in some deep shit here," muttered shino. i turned my attention to kiba who was sitting there relaxed. "what the hell is wrong with you kiba? why arent you helping him?" i raised a brow.

"the draft is coming up. lots of conditioning, strict dieting, and more practices so i dont have time to get a job. sex...helps me calm down and relax my muscles. also relieves stress and with all the pressure coach is putting on us, i need all the sex i can get," he muttered. "dont you have a scholarship? what happened to that money?" i asked. "cut to the football budget means we have to get our own equipment and pay our way to the games and travel. we dont have a car so uber, cabs, and busses all the way. we are in some deep shit," he muttered. "i know juugo offered you a car, shino," i raised a brow. "he is paying all the bills, my tuition and books, taxes and fees on everything. i cant bother him with a car," he muttered.

"you guys are working yourselves ragged. i highly doubt he would mind the one time purchase of a car for you guys. that way you can take the money you use for busses, cabs, and ubers to put gas in the car. there, problem solved," i said. "i already owe him everything. he is literally the reason im here right now. he paid for me to move to this country and is doing all this stuff for me. you should understand why i dont really wanna ask him for more. im sure this is just a phase. we....we'll be.....outta this....in....no....ti--" he just fell asleep. i sighed. kiba just walked over and picked him up. they went upstairs. i sighed. this cant be good. i dont wanna have to watch them fall apart cause stress like that is gonna tear em apart. time to call in a favor from my rich ex. i phoned Karin.

***rrrriiiinnnngggg***

hello! i was just getting ready to call you. i wanna hang out

that's fine. is your husband around? i need a huge favor

he is at work right now. i swear the son of a bitch works all the time and he has been neglecting such a beautiful person as myself. i need the company

well we can chat over some dinner...(the hell you can. you left me for a week. i need the company)....*sighs* do you mind if Karin comes? she is lonely too....(fuck no. im not third wheeling on you two giggling and talking about shit. you are MY boyfriend, not hers)....please, kakashi. you get to see my beautiful face all the time but she only sees it sparingly. it will just be a few hours....(you are neglecting me, john. i need the attention too)......well it was your fault that i had to leave for a week so you owe me. im going. you can come or not. i give zero fucks. where you wanna meet up?

habaneros. its gonna be a long night so tell him not to wait up

im going to habaneros to drink, gossip, and vent with my best friend so its gonna be a long night. ill be back whenever.....(you are a terrible boyfriend).....yeah, yeah, whatever. ill be there as soon as i can. its on you so make sure you bring money

uugghh!!! i always have to pay for everything! why dont you treat me, huh? im a LADY. im not susposed to pay for shit

im GAY, Karin. i also dont have a mega rich husband so yeah, you are still paying

uugghh!! fine. i hate to admit it but you do have a point. you better not make me look bad by wearing commoner clothes to the restaurant

ill dress to the nines just for you

ill see ya there

yup

***end call***

"you are a terrible boyfriend," he muttered as i got up. "i love you too. ill be back soon," i walked down stairs. i put on a nice black and white suit and headed to the restaurant.

i walked in just as Karin was walking in. she put her arm in mine and we walked in together. "table for two?" asked mrs Uzumaki. "yup," i said. she motioned to us and we followed her to a table with two. we took a seat. "get us a bottle of your best wine and an appetizer. we will order later on," said Karin. mrs uzumaki just flipped her hair in disgust and walked away. "is there some kinda beef you have with her?" i raised a brow. "she is my cousin. grew up together. besties till we got to college. juugo was the captain of the football team. minato was the captain of the chest club. i was a little loose till i got with juugo but kushina had the biggest crush on him while minato had the biggest crush on her. at the time, minato was the nerd while juugo was the jock. classic 'you betrayed me bitch' scenario when i got with him. im still not mad though. my husband is a rich lawyer while her husband is a mediocre stock broker. she just jealous," she shrugged. the waiter brought the bottle of wine. he poured us both a glass and left the bottle. i sipped it. "jealous of what? sure you are mega gorgeous and juugo is pretty fucking sexy but...well you guys had a bunch of shit going on with your marriage. i mean juugo had a gay affair for like six months, Karin," i said. "so what. almost 20 years later, he is still my husband. we have three kids, big ass house, loads of money. im good. we are at a rough patch right now but im sure we will make it through just fine. ANYWAY, what is this favor? ask it now before we both get drunk and forget," she took a long swig. "shino needs a car," i deadpanned. "i told him that a whole bunch of times, john. he is working soo fucking hard to take care of kiba that he will kill himself and i dont want that too happen. i can tell its putting a wedge in their relationship," she said. "well give me the car. ill make him take it whether he wants it or not," i said. she dug around in her purse. she wrote a check. "just buy him one, dear. tell him to keep the rest to help him out. i mean why would he just assume that juugo wouldn't want to help him out after all this time?" she handed me the check. it was 100k. i put it in my wallet. "now that the business is taken care of, lets get down to the juicy stuff," the waiter brought the appetizer.

later on that night...

i was laughing so hard there were tears in my eyes. "and that aint even the horrible part, john. listen to me, you listening? the bitch just ran away. just booked it right outta there. i ran as fast as i could in my heels trying to pull her hair out," i was laughing again. she looked at her clock. "my, my look at how time flies. it was wonderful having someone to listen to my struggles for a change but we must go. we both have men at home waiting," she took out some money and put it on the table. "shall we?" she offered her arm. i downed a bottle of water before taking her arm and we walked out.

"it was nice talking to you, john. we must hang out more often," a hug and she walked away. "definitely!" i waved as i got in my car. i downed another bottle of water and waited a few minute for the buzz to subside. i went home.

i walked in the door to the sound of sex happening upstairs. it was pretty loud. guess i can see what kakashi means. i made my way down to our room and walked inside. he had a pillow over his head, growling to himself. i stripped to my undies and climbed in with him. "we need to reinforce the ceiling or something," he grunted as he got comfy in my embrace. "im sure everything will work out. Karin gave me some money to get em a car so this is just temporary," i snuggled up to him. "i hope so," he grunted.

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almost there. just a few more before the big time skip

Ronald