Gotham Girls+Wonder Woman Ask Box

I Like Harry Styles

ok all the guys think fast , whats the most dangerous weapon?

whats your fav food ? would you come visit me in malaysia ?

and nlw for my most evil question yet *mentally prepares myself in order not to laugh* which member of one direction you guys like and why???

"I just like food," Wally shrugged.  "It's all fine as long as it's edible."

"I like Chinese," Vic said thoughtfully.  "Also, Thai on occasion."

"Burgers and fries suit me just fine," Roy chimed in.

"Mhh-hmm," Dick agreed.

"I'm a pizza fan," Oliver added.

"Classic pizza," Steve agreed.  "It's the best."

"Apple pie," Clark said predictably.

"What a surprise," Bruce muttered under his breath.  Dick grinned at him, then at Clark.

"Nothing more American than apple pie," Dick replied jollily.

"I like Italian," Bruce offered.  "Especially anything with cheese."

"Alright, next question," Wally announced.  "Obviously I think that speed is the best.  You get everything done really quickly and you're home in time for dinner."

"The powers of observation are a lethal weapon," Bruce replied dryly.  "They are what often saves lives."

"Boring," Dick yawned.  "Eskrima sticks for sure."

"Um, arrows," Oliver interrupted.  "How about arrows?"

"Arrows for the win!"  Roy shouted.   "You can't top arrows."

"Except with guns," Steve said, barely controlling himself from rolling his eyes.  "Guns win, boys."

"As crude as it sounds, I think that my strength has been really useful in fighting," Clark said.  "I know it isn't fancy but it gets the job done."

"I consider intelligence to be the greatest weapon," Vic answered lastly.  "It's the most powerful and lethal."

"Next," Roy prompted.  "I would like to visit you, because I love my fans.  But unless a job takes me there, I don't think it's very likely."

"I would visit you, because I'm not an asshole like Roy," Oliver said jovially.

"Thanks, Dad."

"I call 'em like I see 'em."

"I would visit you," Dick smiled happily. 

"No," Bruce stated blankly.

"Bruce, why not?"

"Because there is work to be done in Gotham.  I must not leave.  Even for happy visits such as this."

"Someone is cranky," Wally whispered.

"Someone is fighting with Selina," Dick whispered back.

Bruce glared at them.  "On second thought, I would visit you if it meant escaping these two."

"Of course I would visit you," Clark said warmly.

"I would like to visit you, but seriously the chances are slim," Wally sighed.  "It's unfortunate but I rarely get chances to visit Malaysia."

"I'm afraid I'm in the middle of a case right now," Vic apologized.  "But as soon as it's resolved, I would be thrilled to visit you."

"I don't know why you would want someone like me visiting you," Steve said in surprise.  "But, yeah, I guess I would."

"Last question," Dick announced with growing dread.  "Well then."

"What is a one direction?"  Bruce asked in bewilderment.

"They're a band," Oliver told him.  "They're a boy band and really popular.  I personally like Louis."

"What?"

"He's pretty funny," Oliver said casually.  "Definitely my favorite."

"I like Harry Styles," Dick admitted.  "He's the most normal."

"I like Niall," Wally revealed.  "Because he's the least normal."

"I really don't know them well enough to answer this question," Clark frowned.

"Neither do I," Vic agreed.  "Sorry."

"What about you, Roy?"

Roy hesitated.  "Liam isn't bad."

"There you have it!"  Dick shouted.  "Please don't ever ask us about One Direction ever again."

"But I like One Direction," Oliver said, affronted.

"Oliver, stop," Roy groaned.