Me: *waits like 5 hours for program to load onto computer and it's still not loaded*
Me: "why is this taking so long?!"
Dad: "probably because of all that crap you watch on there... The anime boys kissing"
Me: "what"
Dad: "God saw your computer and was just like 'no'"
Me: "... I don't watch that"
Dad: "Yes you do. What is that called again? The anime boys kissing? Something with a Y"
Me: "I'm not telling you wtf"
