What's the difference between Misa and a lawn mower?
One wakes you up in the morning with annoying noises and the other is a lawn mower.
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Knock knock?
Who's there?
Not L
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What's another word for "fucking maniac"?
Light Yagami
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Say "Yagami" backwards.
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What's the difference between L and Misa?
One is in love with Light and the other one is Misa
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Why does it take more then one Matsuda to screw in a lightbulb ?
Because their so darn stupid!
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What's the difference between Light and a healthy dog?
One is alive.
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