Funny Sh*t

Reasons why I like college better than highschool

-all my professors are huge nerds

-all my professors want us to call them by their first names

-all these people are my people

-I get to sit on a wheelie chair 75% of the day

-I understand the references

-one of my professors believes in the illuminati

-that same professor said the word "barf-o-la" today