Someone: "I have an unpopular opinion where I don't believe in evolution like how did we evolve from gorillas?"
Me: "the world is crazy - one day were evolving from gorillas, the next were letting our kids jump into there habitats and shooting them for no reason"
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Things I couldn't wait to jump into as a kid:
-bounce house
-swimming pool
-ball pit
-trampoline
-gorilla habitat
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