What cartoon characters would ask Yahoo answers:
Dipper: My boyfriend tried to kill me and my whole family. Should I be scared or should I just go with it?
Bill: My boyfriend doesn't think pain is hilarious. Do you see my dilemma???
Mabel: People on the Internet ship me and my twin brother. I think this is more of a cry for help then a question - plz stop.
Finn: My brother won't let me go to tier 15. What is tier 15 and why is it off limits?
Marshall Lee: My boyfriend is a child. That's probably illegal right?
Princess Bubble: I have a vampire problem. She keeps showing up and hitting on me suggestively, how do I get rid of her?
Marceline: I literally have a bubble bitch. Should I bring up the song to her or not?
Sock: Jonathan won't kill himself. It really sucks because now I like him loads
Jonathan: I think I have schizophrenia. I see a floating kawaii boy with a purple skirt and a dumb hat everywhere I go, am I going insane?
Mordecai: Should animals cross breed? I'm in love with my friend who's a raccoon and I'm a blue jay... You know what never mind I know the answer to this question already.
Rigby: My love interest keeps setting me up with girls? I mean can't you take a hint...
Muscle man: Wtf am I? I'm like a human but I'm fat and green and idk about you but green is not human colours
Pops: How do I get off the internet? It scares me.
SpongeBob: I have the best neighbor in the whole wide sea! I want to give my neighbor a gift! What should I get him?? He's always so cheery when I'm around him!
Squidword: I hate my neighbors. How do I make them leave me alone?!
