What's the difference between Alois and the Titanic?
The Titanic only went down on 1000 people.
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Not Ciel's parents.
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What do you call a demon who will never get to eat a soul?
Sebastian Michalis
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What do you call someone who loves Lizzy?
A moron
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How does Grelle Sutcliff Die?
Of thirst.
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What do you call a shady bitch?
Claude Faustus
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What's Alois' fav pick up line?
"You're mine!"
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What do fangirls and Finni in his past have in common?
Neither of them go outside
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