Knock knock?
Who's there?
Not Newt.
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What's the difference between Teresa and a tornado?
There is no difference - they both wreck everything.
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Why did Minho cross the road?
To get to the hair salon.
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What did Thomas say to Newt when he was grumpy one morning?
"Why are you so cranky?"
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What is another word for unwanted?
Brenda
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What is another word for 'big booty hoe'?
Tommy.
