Me: *talking about Dan and Phil*
Dad: "how long have they been together?"
Me: "what"
Dad: "there dating right?"
Me: "that's more of an opinion then a fact"
Dad: "well, don't they live together?"
Me: "yeah"
Dad: "and they haven't had girlfriends in a while?"
Me: "yeah..."
Dad: "I'm just saying"
Me: "uh"
***
Dad: "Selena stop talking about dan and phil"
Me: "dad you don't understand-"
Dad: "you don't under-Dan how I Phil (feel) about this!"
***
Me: "I can't wait to see Dan and Phil! It's gonna be really great!"
Dad: "you mean it's gonna be really gay"
Me: "Well yeah but"
***
Dad: "dan may not be on fire but he is flaming am I right ha"
Me: "no"
