Grandchild: "grandma, can you tell me a bed time story?"
Me: "sure thing!"
Me: "Once upon a time, not to long ago, there was a battle against two of the greatest minds of the time, they both thought they were justice-"
Son: "mom don't tell her that story it'll give her nightmares"
Me: "c'mon Lawliet please?"
Son: "no"
Me: "can I sing her a song then?"
Son: "fine"
Me: *clears throat* "HIROGARU YAMI NO NAKA KAWASHIATTA KAKUMEI NO CHIGIRI
AISHITA YUR NI MEBAETA ALU NO HANA
KORE KARA SAKI OTOZURERU DE AROU SUBETE O
DARE NI MO JAMASASERU WAKE NI WA IKANAI KARA"
