A "Human" That Likes A Skeleton

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After I teleported back home after helping (Y/n) with her groceries I flopped onto the old green couch, Papyrus came out of the kitchen, and when he spots me he huffs, places his hands on his hips.

"SANS! THERE YOU ARE! YOU BETTER HAVE AN EXCUSE FOR BEING OUT THIS LATE!!" I smiled and just relaxed on the couch.

 "Chillax bro, I was helping a human lady after she bumped into me" Pap looked at me with a surprised look on his face.

"REALLY?" My smile widened. I let my head fall against the top of the couch.

"Yep" I affirmed, popping the 'P'. Though Pap looked incredulous.

 "ARE YOU SURE?" I chuckled and closed my eyes.

"Well, I'm pretty sure I would remember doing anything productive."

Even from closed eyes, I knew Papyrus rolled his own. 

"WELL, FINE, FOR DOING A GREAT DEED, AND NOT FOR BEING LAZY, FOR ONCE. I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, FORGIVE YOU, SANS" I chuckled again and asked;

"So, what'cha cooking for dinner Paps?" I asked it just out of humor, cause I already knew what was coming.

"I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, AM ACTUALLY NOT COOKING DINNER, FOR WE ARE HAVING THIS HUMAN FOOD CALLED 'PIZZA'" I sat up and opened my eyes somewhat shocked, I was sure it was spaghetti.

"What?" Papyrus looked at me baffled.

"PIZZA BROTHER, REMEMBER THAT ONE TIME WE TALKED TO FRISK ABOUT THE OTHER FOODS HERE?" I blinked until the conversation he was talking about came to mind. Wow, Pap sure has a good memory, I barely remember that, since it was about two years ago when Monsters were still getting used to the world around them, and Humans to us. 

"Did you make it yourself?" I asked slightly worried, Pap shook his head.

"NO, LIKE I SAID, I AM NOT COOKING, I USED MY PHONE TO CALL THIS PIZZA PLACE CALLED 'MT. EBOTT PIZZA' IT SHOULD BE HERE SHORTLY" Huh, so he was serious about pizza, well, puns on the way.

 "So, Paps, I guess you can say-" Pap caught on immediately.

 "SANS, DON'T YOU DARE..." I smiled innocently. 

"My puns are.." Pap gave me a warning glare.

 "SANS..." I barely could contain my snicker,

 "Cheesy?" Pap threw his arms in the air.

"NARRGGHH" I shrugged snickering. 

"I'm sorry bro, But I had to, 'deliver' that pun." Pap looked like he was going to explode.

"SANS I SWEAR TO ASGORE!!" He started to go back into the kitchen.

I was full-out laughing now.

"C'mon bro you shouldn't get, 'Crusty' over it," Pap turned on his heel.

"SANS!!" At that moment, there were a couple of knocks at the door.

Pap put his hands on his hips "AS COMPENSATION FOR YOUR PUNS YOU MUST ANSWER THE DOOR." I sighed, slumping against the couch.

"Do I have too?"

"YES."

The blunt reply had me lift my head to see that Papyrus wasn't joking. I sighed and shuffled off the piece of furniture we've had since forever and slowly made my way towards the front door.

'Probably the pizza Pap said he ordered' I thought. The knocks came again, this time a little louder, but seemed...polite at the same time? The urge to start a joke came too strong for me to keep it back.

 "Who's there?" I asked the person behind the door, when they answered I thought that I recognized the female voice.

 "Eva" I chuckled, glad she was playing along and replied:

 "Eva who?" I could tell she was fighting back laughter on the next phrase.

"Eva tell you would you let me in?"

I snarked and opened the door to reveal-

(Y/n)?!

I thought I had recognized that voice. (Y/n)'s eyes widened, she seemed surprised to see me as well, she stumbled a little on her next sentence.

"U-Uh, 190 snowdin drive?" I nodded at the sound of Papyrus and I's address.

"Yep, that's us, I didn't think I'd be 'seeing you around' so soon" she nodded, smiling a bit.

"Neither did I" Then her smile widened a little bit more. "But Eye'd suppose you'd know all about that" She winked playfully and I chuckled.

"Eye see what you did there." She grinned wider.

I was about to add more when Paps decided to pop up behind me. 

"IS THAT THE PIZZA BROTHER?"

I turned my skull to look at my bro. 

"Yep" (Y/n) seemed to remember why she was here in the first place and she scrambled a little to take a couple of pizza boxes out of a dark blue casing meant to keep heat inside.

"Well, anyway, here you go, one Combo, and one Hawaiian that will be 10 gold please,"

Pap gave the correct percentage of gold to (Y/n)'s hand and she gave me the pizza boxes, as she turned to go Pap called out.

"HUMAN! WOULD YOU LIKE TO ENJOY THIS PIZZA WITH US?" (Y/n) turned back and smiled.

 "Oh, no thank you, I should be getting back, but thank you," she grinned at me "It was nice you see again, you both have a wonderful night!" She then walked down the driveway, got into an old car with a logo on it, the same one on the bag and pizza boxes, and drove away.

 I closed the door and place the pizza boxes on the table as Papyrus started to open both of them and examine the pizzas 'She's strange' I thought.

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