Like Nobody is Watching [A BTS FANFIC]

And the Winner Is...

Namjoon
Thank you for existing
Please call me, I'll buy you food
I think I'm crazy these days
Girls wear things that make me cough cough,
see right through, see right through
(Very much) thank you! For improving my eye sight
(Natural LASIK) Don't need to spend money on that
I'll be in panic I'll be a fan
And I'll be a man of you you you you babe

Jungkook
My eyes keep turning to the girls (yup)
Girls are like an equation, us guys just do them (yup)
Wear them more,
your high heels
I'm 18, I know what I need to know
I know that girls are the best things in the world
Yes I'm a bad boy so i like bad girl
Come here baby, we're gonna hit it off

Taehyung
Hello hello (what!)
Hello hello (what!)
Tell me what you want right now
Hello hello (what!)
Hello hello (what!)
Imma give it to you girl right now

I swear we had to work on Taehyung's pronunciation so much for this part. When we first started it was always, "heyo heyo, heyo heyo, tummy what you want rhino."

Jungkook
You're not mine but you're the best
My body twists and turns in front of you

Jimin
I want to approach you but you're
Seriously too beautiful

Jimin really wanted to rip his shirt off again during this performance, but the rules clearly stated, "abdomen exposure is prohibited during the performance." Stupid rule.

Jungkook
Girls are the best

Taehyung
Present present

Jungkook
My real wish is

Jin
Only you, only you

Jungkook
If it's you, I'm ok
Oh, I can't hold back all day

Taehyung
Your front is the best, your back is the best
From your head to your toes, you're the best

Jimin
La la la la la la la

Jungkook
Your front is the best, your back is the best

Jimin
La la la la la la la

Jungkook
From your head to your toes, you're the best

Jimin
La la la la la la la

Taehyung
Your front is the best, your back is the best

Jimin
La la la la la la la

Taehyung
Even your walk is the best

Ok, Taehyung slapping Jimin's butt was not originally in the dance, but it got a kick out of the crowd so I'm cool with it.

Yoongi
It's completely ridiculous
I don't care about girls I'll play with once and say goodbye
But I learn when I see you, Body 101
My testosterone heavily shows up
After winning a war of hormones
I'll do some research, your existence
is against the rules, a foul
If the standard of beauty is in the ocean,
you're the Seriously Sea 1
A mini cultural asset
that should be taken care of on a national level