Mortals meet the Demigods (Its awful)

Apprentice part 2

General's POV:

When she hit zero, I commanded to fire the cannon. It was strong enough to kill any demigod. (Lol naw nevah) Or so as I thought. The cannon shot a laser at the wolf. I put it on full intensity so that I can see if it worked or not. When the smoke cleared, there was a humongous pit. I wondered she surely would've died with a pit that large! I told my fellow soldiers that didn't run. "Well, that's how you..." I stopped when a she demonic laugh. "Well, well, I thought that at least we could've had a little talk. But of course you have to blast me. Ha. That was seriously pathetic too. Way----- too little intensity." When I saw her,it was impossible how she was still standing. Some parts of her skin and flesh was torn, and some of her bones were showing. "But of course," she continued "there is one thing that you can tell. I hate dying." With that all her skin and flesh were put back into place as whisks of shadows came out of her body, mending everything. "Btw, FYI, nothing can kill me. Like, legit nothing in this world so haha sucks for all of you." I can't kill her, she'll mend herself. I can't out herd to sleep, same thing would happen. But then, the commander of the helicopters thought that it was a good idea to water cannon the wolf. She must've noticed because she muttured something and touched her armband that I never noticed. It turned into jet black wings with fragments of ice colored feathers in it. When they shot it, she rolled her eyes and simply flew up at a super fast speed. Then, without saying a word, she shot her feathers like the symlathian birds. Where ever the feather touched, it slowly got frozen. Then she said "Have fun explaining to Hades, cuz I am not.!!!" With that, she aimed her feathers at us, then stopped. "Wait, I have a better idea... I'll show you MY weapon! It's called NUKES"
Then right next to her, a gigantic canon like bazooka appeared. She summoned a gas mask and a construction helmet horribly painted in green and brown with plants sticking out, making it look horribly clicé, probably just for fun. She then aimed it at us and shot it. It was literately a nuke.
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Aurora: as I came out of my insanity, and madness by slapping my sib with the keyboard, there was a flash of light revealing kihone and Nyx. Yes, I know, they were evil,blah blah blah, but they were being possessed pretty hardcore. It was hard concentrating with half of my conscience arguing what to do and getting control of the--- YES! FINALLY my turn!!! I can't really blame them since Queen Potty sludge was able to possess Aleous (spelling?). I bowed, since after 4 centuries of freezing in time and sleep, I AM NOT GONNA DIE!!! You mean become bored. Shaddup, it was the same with you. Good, I got that settled. Anyways, after I finished bowing, Kihone said, "I see that now you can gone an insane rampage but you would need to keep it down for now because we do not want you to be explaining to the gods how you made the ice age reappear." " Im guessing that with that much power, we have a favour for you. Will you join our army as a general? You can still travel but you can recruit more to your branch." Finishes Nyx. I said "yes, I accept but why are you recruiting me?" I ask, part of it because its more like a you have to join me than you can join me kind of thing.. Not like I'm scared kind of way because I'm... infinite regen???"Its because your a forbidden hybrid of the canine and the feline." Says kihone. Werid you know, immortals always just make random rules... They blessed me, told the rules, blah blah, but I got some swag powers like night travel and minor ice powers which both I can do without using my sanity, I mean, without the freaking AUTHOR banning most of my powers like the old bazooka Nuke. But they can never know my real power of plot convenience control. They disappeared into thin air after that. Sooo yeaaahh.... That's how I ended up as a general of the army of the winter solstice. By next day though the incident that I caused was am over the news because apparently, THE FILM MAKER DIDN'T RUN AND KEPT ON RECORDING. Well, the poor mortals were still trying to comprehend what I said, even though I said it pretty flatly. And I'll probably be on a godly cat hunt... AGAIN
Whelp gotta go find le skinny death kid in CHB!

Oh, and I'm just saying this but I wasn't born during this time. I was born right after the 1 st titan war. AND THAT WAS MY 110th life in the multiverse. I still remember it like yesterday. I was given to one of Orpheus's descendants as a gift. The boy's name, I forgot. He taught me how to dreamscape, but the first time, I think I looked too far. I saw the dreams, but because my heritage, I guess I was practically running through the dream lines. Then, I broke through the bubble of Greek mythology. That's when I saw the whole world, being shared by countless mythologies. Each one not knowing the other or there would be chaos, hence the end of the world as we know it. Well, once, Orpheus made me do a quest, I failed, he cursed me with insanity (still failing because my sib's), I fainted, he threw me into a river in the middle of winter, a whisk of Krony rolly Polly seeped into me making me stop in time so that I don't die, I froze into ice for two millenias, when the fire moved to America, I moved there too. I woke up sometime later, found Lupa, began training with her because she thought I needed it but I didn't.
This new author though
Is very...
Interesting.
I can't be careless anymore
But I guess I still have to play by the rules...
For now.....