This is basically a diary of my transition. I explain a bit better in the first chapter ^.^
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We just went on an airboat ride and it was SO COOL. I don't know if you guys have ever been on an airboat, but our captain made this thing feel like a roller coaster.
We had these noise-cancelling headphones so we didn't all go deaf, and so naturally we decided to pile them all on my brother's head at once. That was interesting.
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I completely forgot I was writing this chapter for like an hour.
BUT I'M BACK.
Anywho, our captain brought us all around le swamp. We met one of the alligators, Stumpy. She was missing her back left foot. The captain went down to the side of the boat, stuck his hand out, and proceeded to splash around a lil bit so that the aLLIGATOR WOULD APPROACH THE BOAT. AND SHE DID. STUMPY SWAM RIGHT UP TO THE BOAT. AND THEN GUESS WHAT?
HE STARTED TO PET HER. THE ALLIGATOR. HE SCRATCHED HER BEHIND THE EARS.
It was terrifying.
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IT FUCKING HAPPENED AGAIN. I need to learn to pay the fuck attention to what I'm trying to do here oh my gOD
So as I was saying, Stumpy is the cutest alligator I ever did see. She waved to us. With her stump. I'm not joking.
Ok, random thoughts time. Before I fORGET.
RANDOM THOUGHTS TIME BEFORE I FORGET:
•I got gendered as a dudebro by a random ass gator guy & it was sick as frick
•aaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
•there's a cartoon on the tv and this baby has a bulge wtf
• it is apparently a female baby wtf x2
•My dad might be buying a house soon and I have to convince my sister to let me paint our room like outer space. She wants an ocean theme. I WANT ALIENS DAMMIT.
•the baby is now goth I'm so confused
•I really need to go clothes shopping like wOW
•please help me fashion idk how to fashion
•seriously I have the fashion sense of a cabbage
•STUMPY
Ok that's enough random thoughts for one day. Any deeper into my mind and you would all unfollow.
QOTD: Seriously though like what kind of style should I go for? It's gotta be fabulous and it's gotta be me, and I figure nobody knows me like you guys know me. So I'll ask for your help because I love you all and I value your opinions and also because I'm very lost when it comes to clothes.
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This is Stumpy.
Have a super fantabulous day :D
~Fitz
P.S. The cartoon is apparently called The Loudhouse.
P.P.S. It's now been over two hours since I started writing this. And it's SO SHORT I'M SORRY I'LL DO LONGER CHAPTERS EVENTUALLY
