*bangs head repeatedly against desk*
Piper- why is she white? (Not meant to offend you guys) and wearing a flower crown?
Jason- I thought he was eighteen, so why does he look fourteen?!
Luke *sobs in background*- again, he looks to young
Thalia- um, what happened to her short hair? And her punk look?
Percy- BROWN HAIR AND BLUE EYES, OOPS SORRY I MEAN ORBS!!!!!!
Annabeth- she looks way older than Percy and again with the blue orbs! And her hair isn't wavy, it's curly.
Bianca- *even more sobs* erm, she doesn't look like a tan fourteen year old Italian
Leo- guess his tan went to Narnia to join Piper's tan and Bianca's tan, he also looks too old he also doesn't look Mexican
Calipso- *Calypso, also why is she blonde? I thought that she had auburn hair? Guess her hair went to Narnia too.
Okay, I guess Hazel, Frank, Nico, and Reyna also went to Narnia and are enjoying golden apples and bear meat cause they're MIA in EVERY. SINGLE. FACKING. BOOK. Except for Nico because he's always dating the OC.
Argh DONT DO CASTS, YOURE SUPPOSED TO LET YOUR READERS DECIDE WHAT THEY LOOK LIKE DJDJHDJSJSH!!!
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