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Nico: NO. MORE. ANNA. JACKSON.
Will: Don't worry I'll comfort you Nico...just come to my cabin later.
Percy: NO. MORE.
Maria: What's so bad about this?
Enough said. Let's start.
Okays soooooo like Frank got eaten by a noodle so we threw the noodle's dead body into the lake and Percy's all like EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!! bc he can control teh watur. Idk.
Percy: ...
Kamrin: Guys Senka and I have POVs in this one, it might be better.
Senka: Naturally, because me and you are in it
Leo: YES
Jason: THANK YOUUUUU
Frank: OH MY GODS YES
Piper: THANK YOU OH MY GODS
Annabeth: Is there Sajcjsmalajdirbah?
(Sadly, yes.)
Annabeth: JSJSHAIAODKSHWJEJDKSKAKK
We continued on to McDonalds and we finally got there in two seconds bc Imma b swag. Then we ordered food and Hazel threw up and was sent 2 da world of vanity.
Frank: nooooo mai hazel
Hazel: I'm ok I'm right here
Frank: yay
Leooooooooooo lookd at the food and threw it at da window and said "WHALE" but idk y. Then he took all da skittles and ran in the bathroom screaming "MAI SKITTLES"
Leo: What!
Sajcjsmalajdirbah pointed 2 da windooooow and we seen a pink fluffy unicorn dancing on rainbows. And there were two weirdo lady childs.
Percy: I like pink fluffy unicorns!
Senka: Isn't Fluffy the unicorn from Despicable Me 2?
Maria: Pink. Fluffy. Unicorn, did I read that right?
Connor & Travis: PINK FLUFFY UNICORNS DANCING ON RAINBOWS!!!!!
Den everything went dark likeomgifaintedinthemiddleofmcdonaldslikeomglolidkwhyamistillwritingthisokimdonenaaahimsucharebellikeomgokimdoneforrealMKAYBAI. lol.
Annabeth: Haha! So funny! You fainted!
Piper: You preach girl!
Maria: ... How do you read this?
Senka: You don't
Kamrin's POV
Even though I'm unclaimed I can still go on a quest.
Frank: The torture is over at long last!
Hazel: Thank the gods!
Chiron had sent me on a quest to find a lost demigod. He said she was taken away by the Furies, .
He also said that her friends Anna (who called my "orbs" ugly, which are actually eyes) and Sajcjsmalajdirbah (who can't talk right, go figure because I can't even say her name) went to McDonalds with the Seven of the Prophecy and Nico di Angelo.
Senka: Kamrin's got nice eyes bitch!!!!!
Will: *Starts singing Bitch by The Rolling Stones*
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